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Father: *twitches* Is that knocking coming from inside or outside of my head? *sips coffee* *twitches* -- Hevej: Home? Home is where the heart is, lass. Or that's what Davy Jones used to say...

*rubs soap under arms* I'm too smexy for my shirt...

Bo: *eats chips* Beau: *eats crisps* Mildred: Did you know that in the USA crisps are referred to as Chips? George: *eats chips* Bo; Which kind? George: Both...

SWAEHB! Said it for you...

Father: *to Mingo* Purple coffee? My dear girl with a dear girl *still not really noticing the baby* coffee is such a delicate dessert bloom that it is not to be messed about with purple dye, or ties, or tie-dye...coffee is the gift of Olympus handed on to man...Coffee...*drinks coffee* Need...

For the record, not every post has to end in SWAEHB. SWAEHB!

I think you're lying. ;)

Hevej: *atop the crow's nest* How did this kangeroo fur get in here? *blink/frown* Jack, me lad, keep heading straight and we'll be home by morning. -- Father: *sets up a coffee machine in the kitchen, supping the aroma of coffee with glee and a feeling of euphoria*

No...I'm pretty sure that he doesn't appear in MTI. Not unless he was far in the background somewhere. He totally should have been a main pirate though.

(Kyle, sorry for not PMing back, I've been busy...I think it's a great idea :p) Father: *sips coffee* *looks around* *shrugs*

As if it weren't normal to have Muffins and Bagels lying around these clubs? A cupcake fits right in! DaDa! Beau

*feels secure* *feels Lisa's arm* ...darn it! SWAEHB!

SWAEHB! Bea:zany:{Giving up so soon?}regard

Well... No. Which is On, backwards. Which is the opposite of Off, which sounds similar to Toff, which is a posh word whose meaning I know not, and Not is a word as in the sentence, "I will not." That's the answer.

*is so hungry for that right now*

Rats! The secret ingredient is so close to being discovered! *runs away with secret Custodian surprise ingredient hidden under my jumper* What? I'm not shop-lifting...I'm pregnant...

*returns with toast, jam and peanut butter* I think my over enthusiastic friend 'borrowed' these from you fine people...*throws them at faces* BYE! *runs back to Swaehb*

I have no idea. And all those are now locked firmly in a cage, underwater, below three layers of rock, and some extra bouncy mattresses.

Edited! This post was edited because Beau happened to think he was in another thread, and the post was neither distanced nor admirable...it was, however, quite hilarious.

*hugs!* I'm so happy you are here, William!