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  1. Beauregard

    Males, rally with me---don't shower!!

    Watery, soapy gravy...Mmm...Sounds delicious, if somewhat bubbly.
  2. Beauregard

    The Most Short Lived (And Dumbest)Topic Ever!

    *runs in after Frr* Swaehb! Bunnies! Bunnies! *runs out again* *returns* Can I have some of this toast?
  3. Beauregard

    Swaehb! Swaehb!

    The good news of Steve's bunny? Dear lord... ...yes, we must! *shouts Swaehb more loudly*
  4. Beauregard

    Dave's Appropriate and Distanced Admirers

    :sing: It's not that easy bein' blue-green-aqua-powder-teal-ish, It seems you blend in with...nothing...:sing:
  5. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: *deadpan* Pass the fondue machine, Jack me lad, tonight we dine in h---eavenly chocolate delights.
  6. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *opens one eye, then stands up carefully and dusts self off* What a strange thing...I feel strange...like something terrable has just happened...and like...I fancy a cup of...freashy brewed...coffee! -- Back at sea... Hevej: Chocolate may be nice, but candy is dandy and liquor...
  7. Beauregard

    Swaehb! Swaehb!

    *ahem* Naturally we here know that the B was going to stand, very innocently, for Bean Bunny...SWAEHBB! However we felt that including the letters BB (which also stand for Baby Bear and Bill Baretta) could be suggestive of B.B. Guns, and we don't wish to incite any form of violence or torture...
  8. Beauregard

    Dave's Appropriate and Distanced Admirers

    Some of them...Zoot, for instance....used to be green and are now blue...
  9. Beauregard

    I have something very important to say

    But does he? Does he? Someone put that deer in the witness box and call out the judge. Does he or does he not know this mysterious rain? And can he give evidence as to the cycles?
  10. Beauregard

    Swaehb! Swaehb!

    Bagels on sticks with pinapple and cheese are acceptable snacking bites...*heads after pompoms* Swaehb!
  11. Beauregard

    I have something very important to say

    ...That's not quite what I meant, but ok...*removes reindeer horns and replaces them with a top hat and scarf* Froasty the Snooooowman!
  12. Beauregard

    I have something very important to say

    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way....*gallops by on a cow disguised as a reindeer*
  13. Beauregard

    Only great minds can read this

    Prehpas. Not yet.
  14. Beauregard

    Swaehb! Swaehb!

    Mmm...pinapple...*grabs coctail sticks and cheese* Swaehb! *runs after Frr*
  15. Beauregard

    Swaehb! Swaehb!

    Swaehb! *runs after Frr!*
  16. Beauregard

    Robin's Story...

    *hugs* Thanks Java. I wrote it because the issue was so close to my heart at the time, and I hope I managed to capture some of the essence of the feelings I picked up from friends going through this at the time.
  17. Beauregard

    The Muppets North Pole Christmas Village

    Exactly what I thought when I first saw it....None of it seems to have a photographed angle to it. And Beaker looks oddly flat, don't you think?
  18. Beauregard

    Kermit/Piggy Relationship!

    I guess I always thought that the boys would be frog-like, and the girls would be pig-like...but that they would also share some aspects of the frog/pig. Such as the girls having webbed feet.
  19. Beauregard

    Swaehb! Swaehb!

    *heads south for the winter* *returns for bagels* Steve Rules! That is all. Beau
  20. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: *to Vibs* Certain things ye should know, lass, one I ain't your father. Two, that pirate flag is mine, mine, all mine. Three....the ship approaching looks like it belongs to the PIGS, or Pirate Investigators...Four, chocolate is healthy. -- Father: *stares at Viq* *stares at cup of...
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