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  1. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: I don't know...? Beau: I do! Mildred: I! That's another letter that wasn't accredited to me...*weeps at mail* George: I haven't tried Harry Krishna...do they do it in take-away form from the local?
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    The corny joke thread

    Well, I just posted for the hake of it.
  3. Beauregard

    The corny joke thread

    I guess this is the right plaice for that style of joke?
  4. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: *harried* I can't talk about that now, Mildred...I really do have to finish this chapter before tonight... Beau: *helpful* Can't you get luttice from the supermarket? Mildred: *hanging head* Letters, Beau, not luttice... George: Hello? I am still lost!
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    Halloween Gross Out

    True...And they could be a very pretty colour...!
  6. Beauregard

    The corny joke thread

    I totally didn't sea that one coming!
  7. Beauregard

    Movie Script: Kermit, Prince of Denmark

    That is such a cool thing! I suppose that nameing system doesn't apply to Queens?
  8. Beauregard

    Halloween Gross Out

    Well...they are generally prettier inside the eyesockets...When they don't have goo, and stingy bits, and gross stuff hanging off them.
  9. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: Great...I have no idea what you are talking about... Beau: Great...I pulled a marsupial in my leg... George: Great...I'm lost... Mildred: Great goodness and oh dear dear dear...I applied for an HIP and a PO to be added to my name, and the grant has been pulled...*sighs*
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    Males, rally with me---don't shower!!

    *hides behind shower curtain* With any luck they won't see me...
  11. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: *fishing* Well, I'm not really fishing...I'm fishing around in this drawer the the papers I need... Beau: *flexing* Gotta keep my biceps and triceratops in shape... George: *fleeing* I'm just leaving the flat for a few before anyone tries to make I work out. Mildred: *freeking* Beau! I...
  12. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: *turns as huge gusts of wind catch the sails of his parked ship* What be the meaning...
  13. Beauregard

    Halloween Gross Out

    If you think you're man enough, watch this! it is child friendly, don't worry too much.
  14. Beauregard

    The corny joke thread

    A Scotish man in Canada sees a moose and says, "By goodness, if that be a moose, where be the cat?"
  15. Beauregard

    The Counts Laugh.

    I would definatly say Ah ah ah! The H stops each word before the next starts. With Ha ha ha, it tends to be read more like hahahahahahah!
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    Males, rally with me---don't shower!!

    Oooh! I'm Beau the Bubble guy...Bubbles are on my head.
  17. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: *editing* I simply must finish this story... Beau *eating* Lunch... George: *entering the room* Ooh, lunch... Mildred: *economic* We really do have to save some of this potato for tomorrow's breakfast... Bo: I haven't even had any yet! Mildred: Why h'ever not? Bo: Editing.
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    Muppet Made-ups

    Oh the Fire Oficer design is amazing. And your original Muppet make-up reminded me of a cross between Scooter's design and Clifford's. Kind of how a child of Skeet and Cliff might look.
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    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: *steps off the ship into the Glendale port* Aye, what be this? A whiff of illwind that brings no good...or Jack lad's been eating beans...Moppet, I fear, lies in grave danger.
  20. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: *dozing* Yeah, I stayed up late.... Beau: *dusting* Yeah, we stayed up late throwing flour... George: *dancing* Yeah, I need all the practice I can get... Mildred: *dodging* Well, George is dancing...
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