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Oh Mr. Cole...my brain it hurts so much...and...*faints*

Oh no!! I took out the wrong card!! This isn't my Get Out Of Charms Free card, this is my Advance To Go card.

DanDan: Ow my brain......this hasn't hurt this bad since last time someone went through my brains because....I shoved my keys in my ear......owwww...

See Mr. Cole I taught your daughters to read...now could you please stop fiddling with my brain because I've....ho cominciato parlare italiano....ciò non è molto buona perché gradisco l'inglese....and that's great because now that you're inside my mind I just feel so...

It clearly states that until next time I roll the dice all charms are totally uneffective on me. Hey does anyone have a stapler?

Oh yeah well....*DanDan fumbles in pocket* I have this!!! *camera zooms in on a Monopoly "Community Chest" card* If you read it, you will see it is a legal document clearly stating that your charms are entirely uneffective *camera zooms in: the card has Get Out Of Charms Free Card written on...

Now we're coming up to a lovely italian restaurant "Mangi i gatti" where I can finally eat you three...I mean....you eat..free!! Free meals for cats...

Now come along girls, don't stay too far behind or I'll never get to eat you I mean...erm...mmmmm...meet you!! I meant meet you!! *Phew*

Good girls...now come along. My car was unfortunately smashed up by *sigh* Jack...so we're going to have to get a taxi to the dinner...I mean I'm going to eat you...I mean I'm not going to eat you...I mean....the restaurant. We're going to go and have some dinner...of you...I'm sorry I meant....

*DanDan crashes through window* Hey ladies!! I believe your father said something about "come with DanDan she won't eat you"...so come on!!

Yeah all of their hits....including Who Let The Dogs Out and..erm... Who Let The Dogs Out [Radio Edit] and....erm....well...you know..

BETH! Hey sweety!! :) :)

*DanDan climbs out of her mouth* Wow that has happened too many times. Oh no, I have to help Jack. *pulls marshmallow out of pocket* Yeah...this'll help. *catches up to Jack*

*DanDan is inside her stomach* How did this happen? *takes out cell phone* Fem, you'll never guess where I am. No. No. No. No. No. Yes!

(OOC: Pssst....Count...I think I Ziffelled you)

Mr. Cole...I'm very sorry.....but I love Jack...and this search is very important to him...and he needs all the help he can get.....so we need your daughters....so I'm afraid....*opens mouth*...I'm going to have to...*eats Mr. Cole* I'm sorry Mr. Cole...it's for the best... Now let's get...

You think your life's weird!! I was hatched out of an egg, sold in an auction when I was 1 years old to a man named Wilfred who taught me the ways of the world but was eaten by a large boot....anyway, let's get going shall we? *starts ignition in lemon*

Quiet, girlies, or I'll eat 3 of you instead of 2....I mean I'll...erm.....

Oh...it's that woman. Better get out now, dearie, this party's for women over 90 only.

A publisher? I had one once. He was delicious with fries.