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Poetry?? I wrote this poem when I was your age, dearies. Back then we didn't have shoes, so we wrote with a pen. The Swallow There once was a swallow But he wasn't nice His heart it was hollow So I shot him

That's not a muffin!! That's my foot!! *slaps Jack* Oh Jack I could never stay mad at you *hugs Jack tight*

Fem: I'll go check the phones at home *leaves* DanDan: Yum, kittens. *DanDan's cell phone rings* Hello?? Fem: *on phone* Don't eat those kittens!! DanDan: *hangs up* So...how are you lovely food...I mean dinner...I mean kittens doing? Come along now, into the car. That's the way. And if...

*DanDan enters on unicycle. Fem is in a basket on the front* Fem: Oh no!! Mairin's missing?? DanDan: Good, I can have Jack to myself Fem: DanDan!! Someone is missing!! Now is not the time for bitterness, now is the time to pull together!!! We have to help find her DanDan: Yeah...you can...

I'm in there. I see Tabi and Vibs and Beau too. Fab visual, Vic even if my hair has expanded a wee bit ;)

Happy birthday MC. Blow out the candles!! (1) As you think back what are some of your favorite Muppet Central memories? I've met some of the most fabulous people ever here. Just meeting Dee and Kathy and Beau and Vibs and Tabi and Harvey and Ryan and Angie and Beth and t'other Beth and Vic and...

A year may go by quickly, but as a wise woman once said..."time goes by so slowly for those who wait"...

*a moment's silence in memory of my Immaculate Collection*

"Justify My Love" (ie. one track) was scratching on my Madonna CD. So i asked my dad what I should do and he said put toothpaste on the base of the CD. Unfortunately that was the wrong thing to do and now the whole CD is broken...:cry:

Fabulouso, babe :p

Has anyone said Spammela Hamderson? (sp?)

Woo, Valentines thread is back! Can't believe it's been gone a whole year. And guess what, I still hate Valentine's Day. The way I see it if you can only share love on one day out of 365 then it's a bit...I dunno I'm gonna shut up.

Wow, not to patronise those older than myself but I can't believe you've been here a year!! I remember when you first joined :cry: back in the golden days of ol'...so beautiful....*cries* Oh yes, well done Beth *ends patronising/random/cactus post*

Oooh I'd die of excitement but then I'd miss it

The dad in 8 Simple Rules EDIT: BEAR already mentioned that...

*snigger* :halo:

:cry: You all think I'm a freak don't you? *rips off one of her trouser legs* Well you're right!! Come on Fem! *goes to leave* Oh I left him at home floating in soup. Oh well...I'll stick around for a bit. To the field!! We'll take the lemon!! Oh I left that at home too. How did I even get here?

Are you implying that I am not normal?? *gasp*

*blinks* What am I doing holding this black brick-thingy? And why am I wearing a suit? And why is my...*feels hair* arrgh!! This has been....*gasp* WASHED!! What's going on here?

*joins Fairy-G in search dressed in dress trousers and her hair in a sensible ponytail* *into cell-phone* Yes, Walter- a lemon. No not a melon, I can't very well....no I can't....yes I can..... John Lennon.... porchswing.... yes... yes... no... of course not, add it to the mixture....add the...