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*pushes DanDan off* I'd prefer it if you did stay mad...As long as you didn't eat me again...
 
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Did someone say party? Ooh, I'll have to find my best walking stick. And where are my mardi-gras beads?
**Grandma leans backwards to crack her back, then streches her hands forward to crack her knuckles.**
We should even limbo. I used to be the champ, you know...

Wait... not that kind of party?
 
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Kelly: Um... Mr. Jack? I don't think I understand this "search party" thing... are we searching for a party? Or muffins?

Tabby: <watching Jack's reaction to DanDan> <mumbles> Remind me never to turn blue...

Ann: Mr. Bandit, sir? You never answered my questions about your poetry...
 
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Poetry?? I wrote this poem when I was your age, dearies. Back then we didn't have shoes, so we wrote with a pen.

The Swallow
There once was a swallow
But he wasn't nice
His heart it was hollow
So I shot him
 
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*blink* Oh, hi Granny, uh, you wanna help us look for my girlfriend? *shields kneecaps from cane* Oh, and DanDan...That poem was amazing! You should get a publisher!
 
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Ann: ...Wow... your poem... it's so... gruesome...

Tabby: ...Uh, right. So about this search party...

Kelly: Yeah, who's Mairin?

Tabby: And um, Old-Lady-who-just-appeared-with-a-cane, who are you?
 
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A GIRLFRIEND, eh, Jacky-boy?
**pokes Jack in the side playfully, but a little too forcefully, with the knobbly end of her cane**
Well! What does she look like? I'll try my best. Where are my glasses...
 
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Oh...it's that woman. Better get out now, dearie, this party's for women over 90 only.
 
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*rubbing side while laying on the sidewalk* Oh great...somebody's gonna either get eaten or beaten by an evil old women...Great...
 
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