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Mwah! You know you love me really ;)

*DanDan enters in her yellow VW Beetle and a pinstripe suit* *talks into cell-phone* Walter- you're my assisstant you should know what you're doing. Yes. Yes. No. Earth wire is green and yellow, you moron. Yes. No I won't!! Madonna is so haggard! Yes she is. Yes I am. And put that flamingo down...

Hey. Sorry I'm like a zillion years late but I finally got to see it on Disney Channel!! And I loved it! As a muppet movie it was not good. As a movie it was good. Something that irritated me was the modernisation thing. I mean MCC and MTI weren't modernised. Apart from that it was fab! :)

Oh totally. I think that banning him was the best idea MC's ever had. We tend not to talk about him, though

Wow...so this is what normality feels like. I should get to work.... *gets into car which has miraculously changed into a yellow VW Beetle rather than a lemon* Oh I almost forgot Fem Taeer... *looks in handbag to see a little chiuaua where Fem the foot once was* Awww, isn't he precious...

Last I heard he was living on the street. He's checking into rehab some time soon. I think he got banned from MC after sending threatening messages, awful member...

Hey that looks like fun *joins in dance*

Wow was that Big Brother? Oh well *takes pebble out of mouth*

You tell 'em, husband :p

*DanDan enters clutching a bucket* Hey I was washing cars when I saw a floating toothbrush and I need to borrow a...is that a kangaroo? *licks lips* I just love kangaroos...they're yummy....*takes fork out of bucket* Mmmmm....

Well done, babe!!! :)

Oh no, yours is so much cooler than mine!!

Well I guess I'll get home now. *waves stick* Oh..it's a stick. *waves stick again* Oh yeah it's a stick. *eats stick* Off home with me *waves finger* Oh right...

Oh sorry. I'll just take this back then...

Hey, on "images" I got my avatar...

Not a lot...

*gives fairy godmother a stick* Here...I stole it from a small child lost in the woods. Come to think of it, I don't think I ever did help him find his way...oh well...

It's funny, that keeps happening. Maybe if I just took this mask off... *takes off mask to reveal gorgeous face* Nah... *puts hideous mask back on* *mask melts to become part of the face*

*spell wears off* *morphs back into DanDan* Oh my!! This is the 3rd most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me...:grouchy:

I got the DVD of Beetlejuice pour noel but haven't watched it yet. I'm going to see Edward Scissorhands the ballet in April with Lucy, my Burton-buddy :p