MC - The Revival

[ZeppoAndFriends]

Zeppo: *Pokes head around doorframe* What in the HECK is going on in here?

 

[beakerboy12]

We're having a pool party! And everyone's here: Kermit, Piggy, Rowlf, Floyd, Digit, Raquel, even Walter!

Pepe the King Prawn: Speaking of the new kid, Walter is driving us crazy, h'okay! He's asking for pictures and autographs and we just want to relax!

Okay, I'll take care of it!

*walks to Walter*

Hey, Walter... uh, would you mind...

Walter: No way, you're Beakerboy12, you're that guy who was on the Muppet Show a few pages ago!

Well, I don't mean to brag but, uh, I did help Jim Carrey with his act!

Kermit the Frog: You mean the one that made me turn into a sandwich!

It was a human and the sandwich came later! But either way, it was some nice magicianry!

Walter: Can I get a picture!

Totally!

*Kermit grabs the camera and takes a picture of Beakerboy and a gigantic smiling Walter*

Kermit the Frog: Alright, the picture's good!

Walter: Yay! Now it can go on my blog!

Alright, you do that!

*Walter exits, Pepe enters*

Pepe the King Prawn: Did you stop freakazoid Walter?

Well, uh... kinda... what I did was...

*sprays Pepe and runs away very quickly*

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Zeppo: *Pokes head around doorframe* What in the HECK is going on in here?

Gahh! What happened? I replied to this and it didn't post for some reason.
Come join us Zeppo! We're also having a water fight, and I think Kermits winning.
*ducks*

No fair he's got a nerf blaster!

 

[rowlfy662]

fozzie: he got a nerf duck

duck:*quack*

fozzie: wocka wocka

*fozzie gets sprayed*

waldorf and statler: dohohohohohohohohohoho

walter: this is a dream come true

sam: hardly a dream for me a nightmare

pops: *yawn* where am i space

link: actually its spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

*facepalm* link always trying to get a joke in

waldorf: and a bad time doohohohohoho

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: *aims her nerf gun at Zeppo* Welcome to the pad. xP

Raquel Porkbelly: I'm Raquel, by the way. Hi, Zeppo. *tosses her nerf gun to Zeppo*

Link Hogthrob: And you should have known me 35 years ago. Have fun. :3

Biff: Da boigahs and dogs will be ready in a jiffy! Sully, here, has the lemonade glasses all set up. Enjoy, Zeppo!

~somewhere else~

Spamela Hamderson and David Hoggselhoff are present in a dark, locked up janitorial closet, kissing and making love; Beau unlocks the door, startles

Spamela Hamderson: *huddles under David* AHHHHH! DAVID!?!?

David Hoggselhoff: Get out, Beau. Get out! *slams door aganist Beau's face, reassures the porcine bleach blond with a feeble smile* It's all good, babe. *embracing Spam, kissing* <33

Beauregard: ...sorry... ._.

 

[rowlfy662]

waldo: what was going on in there beau

beau: um nothing

waldo: okay *gets sprayed with water* oh thats how you want to play*turns into water gun* i've turned into my littloe friend

statler: good ness yet another movie reference

waldorf: hey it could be worse

statler: how

waldorf: it could be a muppet movie reference

statler and waldorf:dohohohohoho

*80s robot trundles past and behind him walter*

waldorf: oh no

andy pig: oh what does this water gun do

clifford: pretty obvious

randy pig: it hold people up in a jewel heist

clifford:*facepalm* no man put spray the water in the gun ito peoples faces

andy pig: likes this*squirts water into cliffrod face*

clifford: *sigh* yes BUT NOT ME MAN!

bobo: careful thier clifford don't want to flip your lid

 

[beakerboy12]

Raquel Porkbelly: I'm going to spray you like there's no tomorrow!

Beauregard: Don't think I won't spray you like there's no tomorrow, too!

Don't think I won't spray you like there's no tomorrow, too, too!

Gonzo's Hobbit: Hehe, too-too!

Link Hogthrob: Speaking of which, did you see Black Swan!

Gobo Fraggle: Nope! Niether did my Uncle Travelling Matt, instead he went to see Black Prawn! He told me about it in a recent postcard! It said, "Dear Nephew...

Uncle Traveling Matt: ...Gobo, I recently went to see a horrific movie! It wasn't so horrific as it was disturbing, as I have seen a shrimp in a tutu! It was terrifing! Though, I do admit... I enjoyed the dances, it was choreographed well (thank you, Kenny Ortega!) Anyway, I give this 2 and a half stars! I wouldn't go see this again... Love your Uncle Travelling...

Gobo Fraggle: ...Matt!

Link Hogthrob: I guess I need to buy some new tickets for my date with Raquel!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Raquel Porkbelly: *beat* We have a date tonight? Oh, boy. Thank you. <3

Link Hogthrob: Of course, my dear. *kisses her cheek* I'll take care of the tickets and you'll stay put, while I do so.

Raquel Porkbelly: You sure? I'll-

Link Hogthrob: -Yeah, yeah. It's fine. Relax, dear. Get dress. I'll be back in a little while. *ambles to the movie theater*

Raquel Porkbelly: I would need somebody to watch Baby Alistair while Link and I are gone. Anyone?

Baby Alistair Link: *tugs on a strand of his mommy's hair* EEEE!

Raquel Porkbelly: Ouch! >< *gently grabs his pudgey hand* No, baby. *jingles teddy bear rattle* Play with this, sweetheart. :3

Baby Alistair Link: *blink* O.O

 

[rowlfy662]

newsman: this is`the life no silly news reports

louis kazzager: or sports

strangepork: or

animal: JULIUS!

strangepork: oh please i was`having a good time

statler: thats a`lie

waldorf: how can you tell

statler: good has never been said round muppets

statler and waldorf: dohohohohoho

 

[beakerboy12]

Raquel Porkbelly: Really, can anyone take care of Baby Alistair?

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: We'd be fine with taking care of the baby swine!

Beaker: Mee mee mee!

Raquel Porkbelly: I'd be fine, if I didn't know you two are scientists! You have crazy experimental contraptions and... that freaky Waldo guy!

Waldo C. Graphic: I'm right here, you know?!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Look, we won't experiment on the little porky baby! She--

Raquel Porkbelly: He!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: He will be in good hands!

Raquel Porkbelly: Okay...

Link Hogthrob: Are you ready, my dear Raquel?!

*Bunsen nods his head, gesturing "he'll be safe"*

Raquel Porkbelly: Yep!

Link Hogthrob: Then lets go!

Raquel Porkbelly: What movie are we seeing?

Link Hogthrob: Anything but "Black Prawn"!

*the couple walk off*

*pan to Gonzo's Hobbit and Beakerboy*

Gonzo's Hobbit: You're gonna get it!

*Biff enters*

Biff: The boigas and steaks are ready! Just don't get 'um wet, oy else they woisless!

*I acciedentally squirt Biff and the burgers and steaks*

Biff: Ignoy that, the boigas and steaks'll be done in anoither ten moinutes!