MC - The Revival

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Okay, so we all obviously know that legs can bend in weird directions. What about arms?

 

[rowlfy662]

*see chef arms twisted like pretzel*

rizzo: thats one way to find out hehehe

pepe: find out what ritzo

rizzo: hey gonzo *walks to gonzo*

pepe: he ignored me

*whispers into ear*

pepe: i never say ritzos name wrong

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

Pepe, do we need to break out the phonetics chart?

 

[rowlfy662]

pepe: no i know all the muppins names kermin fonzie ganzo ritzo miss pinky

*facepalm*

pepe: and ralf

rowlf:*picks up pepe* listen buddy i already get mistaken for that

sam: *reading newspaper* pools party they ruin many things

shh *pushes sam in pool of water*

sam:*spits out water* do they ever learn

biff; thanly that was not the swimming pool were building

 

[beakerboy12]

Wow! I've missed alot!

*Roosevelt Franklin, Farley, Robin the Frog, and Wembley Fraggle enter*

Roosevelt Franklin: Hey! There's a pool?

Farley: Why didn't anyone tell us?!

Link Hogthrob: Oh, sorry children! We were just having too much fun that we forgot!

Dr. Phil Van Neuter: Yeah!

*pan to the fighting chefs, The Swedish Chef and Angelo*

Biff: Ay, guys! Ya' done with the fightin', we need somebody to cook the.... *Link, Miss Piggy, Raquel, and Strangepork look at Biff* ...meat... the meat that don't come from pigs...

Angelo: I am-a not going to work-a with that Swedish-a maniac!

The Swedish Chef: I'm nert de maneeck! It ish Angie-loo!

*Angelo and the Chef begin to tussle once again*

Boober Fraggle: I'm not really a barbecue guy, but I'd do it, if Swedish or Angelo don't wanna!

Biff: Why, thank ya', Booba'!

Boober Fraggle: Your welcome!

*Biff and Boober walk off, the Chef and Angelo keep fighting*

The Swedish Chef: I yamern noot the moonerack!

Angelo: No, you-a are the maniac--- whoa, whoa, whoa! I never knew my-a leg-a could-a bend that way!

 

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

*sprays the Swedish Chef and Angelo with high powered firehose*

Really guys? We're supposed to be friends here.

 

[beakerboy12]

Angelo: Gonzo-a's Hobbit is a-right-a! We should-a be friends!

The Swedish Chef: Yeesh, he is ree-at!

Angelo: Friends?

The Swedish Chef: Frenchds!

Angelo: But, just so we are-a clear-a... Chef-a, there, is-a the maniac!

Gonzo's Hobbit: Oh boy, this is gonna get worse before it gets better!

*pan to Dr. Phil Van Neuter and the pool-goers*

Dr. Phil Van Neuter: Hey, Mulch! Go get my suntan lotion! I've gotta stay fresh for tomorrow's book signing!

Farley: You wrote a book?!

Dr. Phil Van Neuter: Yes, little Farley! It's called "My Tales from the Vet: The Story of a Scientist-slash-Veterenarian"!

Robin the Frog: Kind of a long title, don't you think?

Dr. Phil Van Neuter: Eh, it worked for Mulch!

*fantasy begins showing Mulch's book's commercial*

Announcer: Mulch, your favorite gargoyle, is back with a brand new book "Ugghh Uhhh Gurrrr Ugghhhhh: Grrrr Ugg Ugg Ugggghhhh Huuuuh Ugggggghhh Uggghhhh", the brand new auto-biography about the assistant to Dr. Phil Van Neuter, the famous scientist from Muppets Tonight!

Mulch: Uggghhh Uggghh Uuullch Ugghh Hurrrgg Grrr Grrrr Ugggghhh!!!!

*subtitles come on the screen reading: I'm Mulch! And I approve this message!*

Announcer: Buy it now!

*fantasy ends*

Dr. Phil Van Neuter: See!

Roosevelt Franklin: Yeah... I'm not much of a book person....

 

[rowlfy662]

van neuter: ah but this book shall sell walmart have already said they have a special place for them

statler: the trash

s+w: dohohohohohho

van neuter: no the back of the shop

rowlf: you relise no one shall see it thats we're unwanted things go

van neuter: oh OH WALMART TRICKED ME MOTHER SHALL NOT BE PLEASED*runs off*

robin: mr neuter watch out you will slip on that water

van neuter: what*slips on water and falls into pool*

s+w: dohohohohohohohho

doglion: me sides there spliting hohahahahahaha

van neuter: MULCH HELP

mulch: *wipes tear for eye* uggh grre fghught hahaahahahaha

van neuter: it was not funny

robin: *looks to camera* remember runnigh round a pool is dangerous*star fly past* the more you know

 

[beakerboy12]

*Johnny, Sal, Seymour, and Baskerville the Hound enter in their swimming attire*

Sal Minella: Whoa, there people! Why didn't anyone tell us about this cool pool party!

Raquel Porkbelly: The same one who thought we'd be barbecueing pork!

*the pigs look at Biff*

Johnny Fiama: Wait, we're not having that?!

Baskerville the Hound: Anyway, can we hang out here, too?!

Biff: Of course, anyone's welcome here!

Baskerville the Hound: Great... hey guys!!! Come on here!!! Anyone can come!!!

*a stampede of Muppets then run in*

I think you may have said the wrong thing, Biff!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Link Hogthrob: Is it time for the grand opening, Biff? *takes his free hand to Raquel's* C'mon, honey! First comes first!

Biff: Mhm. No runnin'! Welcome everybody ta da grand openin', an' ta da annual barbacue! Da honoah goes ta my longtime partnah, and buddy, Sully. Take it away, Sul!

Sully: *snips the red ribbon open*

Link Hogthrob: Me first!

Sal Minella: *shoves Link* OUTTA DA WAY, PEOPLE! MAKE WAY FOR JOHNNY FIAMA! HE'S BEEN WAITIN' ALL DAY FOR THIS MOMENT TA HAPPEN!

Johnny Fiama: Can ya get me a burger, Sal?

Sal Minella: No problem, Johnny. Biff?

Biff: 'Ey, 'ey, 'ey. No runnin', an' no shoutin', 'ere. Da boigahs and dogs will be grilled in a jiffy! Youse can come back in ten minutes. Just be nice ta da general, Sal.

Johnny Fiama: Fine with me. Sal? *twitches an eyebrow*

Sal Minella: Sorry...*beat* JOHNNY FIAMA IS ON HIS WAY!

Johnny Fiama: Oh, well. *shrugs*

Biff: Eh. I tried my best, Sul. I just want da pool area occupied. *sigh*

Sully: *reassures Biff with a rub on the back*

Angie: *jumps into the pool; lands on Link's beer gut* X.x

Link Hogthrob: *resting on an inflated raft* Hey! I'm tanning, here!

Spamela Hamderson: *employed as a lifeguard* Then, why don't ya catch some rays, while resting at the pool deck, hon. Wanna tan with me?

Link Hogthrob: Okay.

Raquel Porkbelly: *gently dips Baby Alistair Link into the kiddy pool* Water, sweetheart. Water? Say wa-ter? :3

Baby Alistair Link: *blink* O.O