Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

[theprawncracker]

One is a place where people die randomly, find odd things inside bodies, and take questionable risks...

And the other is NCIS!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ohhhhh yeah... I remember now! Hey, have you seen my Holy Mosquito? I can't remember if I left it in your spleen or Beaker's appendix...

 

[theprawncracker]

HUSH! Spleen and appendix talk is dangerous! I've got no Holy Mosquito... I do have some Swiss cheese though. (Aaaaaand we're back.)

 

[TogetherAgain]

Oh no thanks, I've got plenty of Swiss. Got anything Gouda?

 

[theprawncracker]

Cheese, woman... get your own!

 

[TogetherAgain]

I've GOT my own! I just... don't remember where it is. It's either in a cannon, an ear, or a nose. Or maybe the piano... Have you checked the piano?

 

[Beauregard]

British guy? Oh thanks for reminding me, now I have to spend all night putting custodian's surprise in the clumsworth traps again.

That British guy? Yeah, I hate that guy.

 

[TogetherAgain]

That British guy? Yeah, I hate that guy.

I KNOW, right? He's just so... like... ugh. Always getting locked in closets and making those mental images...

 

[The Count]

Do you rully want him to check the piano?
Get outta 'ere Swiss, before we put s'more holes in you!

Mmm, think I'll have my girlfriend for dinner and then marry that steak!

 

[Beauregard]

I KNOW, right? He's just so... like... ugh. Always getting locked in closets and making those mental images...

Wasn't he also devilishly handsome, charming and ever so amusing?