Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

[TogetherAgain]

Wasn't he also devilishly handsome, charming and ever so amusing?

No, no. That was some other guy. This guy NEVER had a gaggle of girls on this side of the pond lusting after him.

...<cough>

 

[Beauregard]

No, no. That was some other guy. This guy NEVER had a gaggle of girls on this side of the pond lusting after him.

...<cough>

I seem to recall a heart broken in every thread...a trail of tears for every smilie...

 

[theprawncracker]

I seem to recall a heart broken in every thread...a trail of tears for every smilie...

And a pound of butter for every child!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Something like that, yeah. Multiple marriages, one involving a cow...

 

[theprawncracker]

Something like that, yeah. Multiple marriages, one involving a cow...

THAT one was udderly ridiculous... But at least we know where we got all the butter from!

 

[Beauregard]

Something like that, yeah. Multiple marriages, one involving a cow...

And a divorce involving chickens...

Wait! What! No! This is all speculation and scandal!

 

[TogetherAgain]

THAT one was udderly ridiculous... But at least we know where we got all the butter from!

Oh true! One question answered. 56,972 to go...

 

[theprawncracker]

Oh true! One question answered. 56,972 to go...

We're actually doing better than prior attempts...

 

[The Count]

Just as well... Goodness nows what the buyers would've done with that surplus of children.
Now more than ever we need to thank Henson he doesn't have a child. Aaaaah.

 

[Beauregard]

Dada?