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Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

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TogetherAgain said:
Oh very off. I'm pretty sure you were in Florida. That... or my internet wasn't working. So I was off-line. And since I'm half you and you're half me, and I was offline, that makes you half offline, and... erm... Hang on, I left my calculator at school...
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Wait, wait, wait... If I was in Florida and your internet didn't work... how in the heck did we possibly talk to each other? Also, when did I get a toupee?
 
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Text message. Or a psychic connection. I can never remember which is which. And I don't know about the toupee... What's with the gold chain and the shirt cut to the navel?
 
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AHH! How did THAT happen? Have you been messing with the time machine again?
 
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Right. That thing. We don't talk about that thing. But hey, I brought up cheese, so... I dunno. I guess I'm feeling risky tonight. You didn't let Gonzo tap into my half of the brain waves, did you?
 
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Right. That thing. We don't talk about that thing. But hey, I brought up cheese, so... I dunno. I guess I'm feeling risky tonight. You didn't let Gonzo tap into my half of the brain waves, did you?
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*waggles eyebrows*
 
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I've got this strange urge to tap-dance in tapioca and marshmallows...
 
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Ah, my devious ways... someday you'll learn not to leave your head open when you go to the bathroom.

Get it? Bathroom? Head? Ahhh!
 
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With that joke, I'd better head for the exit. If only I could find that way, way out, way out.

Really, though. You'd think I'd have learned to lock my head after mind #3 wandered in... Although, maybe I was hoping he would leave.
 
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