Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

[TogetherAgain]

Data?

 

[theprawncracker]

Pralines?

...Wait, what?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Prawnies? Prawnese? Are you a language now?

 

[theprawncracker]

Prawnies? Prawnese? Are you a language now?

If I am, can I sell out to Rosetta Stone?

 

[Beauregard]

Isn't it Zoe that has a pet stone?

 

[TogetherAgain]

ROCK. Pet ROCK. Named Rocko.

I think my mom had a pet rock once... Or maybe it was a bird.

 

[theprawncracker]

ROCK. Pet ROCK. Named Rocko.

I think my mom had a pet rock once... Or maybe it was a bird.

*clears throat* RocCo...

You lived under a rock once, didn't you?

 

[Beauregard]

When you get home try throwing outta the window, if it doesn't fall to the ground...its a flying rock.

 

[TogetherAgain]

I still live under a rock. FRAGGLE Rock.

 

[Beauregard]

I lived under a foot for a while...