Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Aaaah! Waiting for new Muppetcast episode. *Wonders if everyone will get the announcement. *Smells the intoxicating roasting chocolate coming from the nearby ovens. You think Erin's making something delicious?
UD: One can only think so.
Mmm... Quite. Oh, let's watch some more chocolate competitions on Food Network's special weekend.
*Tunes in as the television fizzles into lighted life.

 

[Erine81981]

I'll be right back guys. I have to go ask some beautiful ladies to the awards this coming weekend. *zips off out the door* Ok first. *knocks on Kathy's door* Hello there Kathy. How are you feelings? I understand. Now since Alex has been asked already i'm going to ask for you to be my date to the awards this weekend. So would you go with me? Oh and i'll also be asking someone else too. So just let me know. Talk to you later.

*zips off again* Ok now to the other one. *knocks on Claudia's door* Hey Bunsan. Hows things going in the lab? *notices Beaker on the couch with an ice pack on his head* Hey Beaker. Sorry about the wrestling thing. Hope you get to feeling better. *clicks tounge over at Dr. Neuter* Hey! Oh yea. Almost forgot why i came here. Is Claudia here? She is? Good. I need to ask her something. Hi Claudia. Hows it been with living with these weird scientist? Yea i understand. So i was going to ask Alex to go to the awards before she got asked but i figured since you haven't been asked i would ask you. So would you like to come with me and Kathy to the awards this weekend? I also asked her too.

 

[Katzi428]

I'll be right back guys. I have to go ask some beautiful ladies to the awards this coming weekend. *zips off out the door* Ok first. *knocks on Kathy's door* Hello there Kathy. How are you feelings? I understand. Now since Alex has been asked already i'm going to ask for you to be my date to the awards this weekend. So would you go with me? Oh and i'll also be asking someone else too. So just let me know. Talk to you later.

Hi Kyle!
I'm doing okay thanks. And I'd love to go to the awards with you and whoever else this weekend. Thanks for asking me.See you soon.
giggling coming from Prairie & Rosita who are bothsupposed to be asleep!
Goodnight you two! Kyle's asking someone else too,so don't even start!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty enters the room, carrying a 10-gallon aquarium. Inside is his pet turtle.

Tony: Hey, Lefty, whatcha got there?

Lefty: My toitle.

Tony: Ah, yes.

Newsman: Is that...thing going to be living with us?

Lefty: Riiiiiiight, riiiiiiiight. Don't worry. He won't distoib ya. He'll be as quiet as a mouse.

Newsman: Well, he'd better be. I am a serious journalist. I need complete silence when I'm working on a story.

Huge explosion. Crazy Harry laughs like a loon.

Lefty: Heh heh heh. You tell 'im, Harry!

Crazy Harry: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lefty: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Tony: Does your turtle have a name?

Lefty: Mr. Toitle.

Tony: Oh. Well. That's...that's original.

Lefty: Yeah. What'd ya expect? Maurice? Vinnie? He's a toitle, and he's a boy. Hence, Mr. Toitle. Get it?

Tony: Got it.

Lefty: Good.

Tony: Where are you going to put Mr. Turtle's tank?

Lefty: I'm glad ya asked, kid! C'mere!

Lefty leads Tony into the hall.

Lefty: I got dis table fer Mr. Toitle.

Tony: Wow. Solid oak. Where'd you get it?

Lefty: It fell off a truck.

Tony: Ah.

Lefty: Riiiiiiiight. Gimme a hand.

Tony and Lefty carry the table into their room. They place it in a corner. Lefty puts Mr. Turtle's tank on top.

Lefty: Dere ya go, Mr. Toitle! Hope ya like yer new home! Now if you'll excuse me--

Tony: Where are you going?

Lefty: I got a coupla golden AN's I hafta unload. Wanna come wit?

Tony: Where'd you get some golden AN's?

Tony & Lefty (together) They fell off a truck.

Lefty: Riiiiiiight, riiiiight! You're learnin', kid! Well, I'm gonna make like a banana, and split!

Lefty exits.

Tony: Geez, that guy's playing with dynamite...

Crazy Harry: Did somebody say dynamite ? !

Tony & Newsman: NO!

KA-BOOM!

Another of Crazy Harry's explosives go off. Harry laughs. Tony and the Newsman, covered in soot, look at each other, then at Harry, in exasperation.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Beige: Sorry, Ed, no one's working with any chocolate here. Shame, really.
Storyteller: Erin, it sounds like that cough of yours is coming back.
Erin: And I've got to do a story for the paper on flu season in the area.
Scooter: How appropriate...you can talk to my aunt, she's been laid up with a fever and a really bad cough.
Nora: And my psychopathic younger twin siblings have been sidelined with sneezes and sniffles. (raises eyes skyward) Thank you Lord. (lowers eyes) And Mrs. Farley insists on wearing a surgical mask and rubber gloves in the shop.
Erin: (scribbling notes) Nice, very nice. I'll give the health department a call tomorrow and then start canvassing the ailing.
Nora: And my dad won't go anywhere without hand sanitizer in his pockets.
Storyteller: And I heard something about a mild outbreak of Pebble Pox down in the Rock...Boober's going to be on the verge of panic.
Beige: (chuckle) Oh, Boober...(starts to sing) "They come from the east...they come from the west..."
Scooter: "They're coming to get you when you wake and when you rest..."
Beige: "They come from the front...they come from the rear..."
Scooter: "They're coming to get you and they don't know any fear..."
Both: "It's wrigglin' and raging, its name is contagion, look how it wriggles and squirms - it wriggles and squirms - I'm talkin' bout germs!"

 

[Erine81981]

Oh goodie! Thanks Kathy. Can't wait! Now i hope to hear from Claudia. This is going to be one awsome weekend! *dances back to my room*

Bruce: You to be happy.

Yep. *still dancing around*

Bruce: What for?

I asked Claudia and she said yes. Just waiting for Kathys answer. *keeps dancing around the room* I think it's time for a little song. Hit it!

Bruce: Oh no. *slaps forehead*

(music starts up)

Me: Listen to the music, how it makes you feel good
If you feel like singing, sing
Listen to the music, get the feeling real good
Come on, let your voices ring

La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la – la la
La, la la la la la
La la la la la Yea! (That's nice!)

Muppet Bear: *comes in playing a sax*

Me: Listen to the music, don’t it make you happy?
If you feel like dancing, dance
If you really dig it, come on, make it snappy
Shake it up, and move your pants

A few Animals pop up and start singing with me

Me and a few Animals: La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la – la la
La, la la la la la
La la la la la

*starts scatting*

Me: Listen to the music, how it makes you feel good
If you feel it, give me a sign
Sing and dance along, you get the feeling real good
And we’ll all be feelin’ fine

Me and the Animals: La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la – la la
La, la la la la la
La la la la la

(Me: (spoken) Come on again. I want you to sing it!

Me and the Animals: La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la – la la
La, la la la la la
La la la la la

(Me: (spoken) Come on guys. Keep going now! Ready?

Me and the Animals: La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la – la la
La, la la la la la
La la la la la

(Me: (spoken) Come on ya'll. Don't any of ya'll stop!

Me and the Aniamls: La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la – la la
La, la la la la la
La la la la la

(music fads)

 

[Katzi428]

sigh..tossing and turning in bed
Prairie comes in, turns my lamp on, shuts the door and sits on my bed You feel okay,Kath?
Just nervous about Tuesday's appointment. Prairie,what if something's wrong?
Prairie:I'm sure there's not. Otherwise your doctor would have called you before Tuesday.And even if there is,I'm sure you'll get the best of care.Try not to worry yourself too much or you'll get yourself sick.You don't want that.Neither do I,Rosita or any of or other friends in the dorms.Want a glass of warm milk?
All right.
Prairie:I'll get it for you.Meanwhile think happy thoughts.Like about Lefty and his animal buddy Mr. Toitle?
giggle All right. You know,in a way Lefty has a tough side but when it comes to animals he's a softy.Just don't tell him I said that.
Prairiesoftly imitating Lefty:Riiigghhtt Kath....

 

[The Count]

Urgh... Gotta get that assignment done today. At least I got internet connection reestablished.

*Delivery bat leaves a sardine ice cream sundae at Oscar's trashcan, sent care of NPR, from Cookie Monster and Elizabeth Blair.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Turtleeee!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Claudia, don't pet the turtle.
Germs, much?

Claudia:
It's Mr. Turtle!
I must go...pet...it.
(Goes over to Tony's room)
Must...pet...turtle....I love...animals.

Beaker:
Meep!

Bunsen:
She did not ask you to tag along, so you may stay here.
Besides, you still need to hop into the Minimize Machine!

Beaker:
Meeppp!
(Prays as he is stuffed into the machine)

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *looks under the sofa* I could've sworn I heard growling from under here...
Beau: *looks in the fridge* Is there any animals in here?
Mildred: *checks knitting* Did you hear that?
George: *under the sofa* GRRRRRR! I'm STUCK!