Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Deep sigh... Yeah... I want her back here too. Sure, it's cause of her fanfics... But I generally do enjoy having her here with us. Oh well, that's "life".
*Goes and shares some nutty butty cookies with Claudia and Van Neuter.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: So how'd it go?

Tony: She said yes!

Lefty: I told ya!

(Tony embraces Lefty)

Lefty (pushing him away) Hey, hey hey! Lay off! Ya gonna wrinkle da coat! Besides...save dat stuff fer yer goil!

 

[Erine81981]

Big Bird: Hey Snuffy. We're having your fav-orite.

Snuffy: Spaghetti and Meatballs?

Big Bird: Yep.

Snuffy: Oh boy! *jumps up and down making stuff fall to the ground*

Grover: *tries to get up but keeps falling down* Ow! I hurt my cute furry bottom.

Ok ok ok Snuffy. It's good to know your happy about what were having but could you not JUMP SO MUCH!

Snuffy: Sorry Kyle.

It's ok Snuffy. Sorry i yelled at you. *hugs Snuffy's neck*

Snuffy: It's ok Kyle. I get excited about lots of stuff.

I know. So is everyone ready?

Everyone: Yeah!

Good. Make your plate then.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Cookies 'n' Scream!

Claudia:
Mmmm, my love, where have you been?
(Sneaks a hand into the primrose cookie jar)

Bunsen:
Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Why don't you come over here and help me create wonders?

Claudia:
Ok. But I'd like just a nibble.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Those are my cookies, Claudia.
Lay off.

Claudia:
So?

Bunsen:
Do join me in my time of inspiration!
Don't waste your precious time with junk food!

Claudia:
Not until I fini-

Bunsen:
You've asked for it, dearie!
Lights please, Beaker!
(Clears throat)

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you...
(Hands her work involving Polymers and Coatings from science)

Claudia:
(Eyes dialate)
I-I-I can't....do THA-

Beaker:
Shhhh!

Bunsen:
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me!

Dr. Van Neuter:
What do you get when you guzzle down (my) sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?



Claudia:
I don't like the look of it!
(Heads over to the door clumsily, knocking over the jar)

Bunsen:
(Blocks her way out with a cane)
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do!

Claudia:
(Pales)

Bunsen:
Let's do it again!

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Claudia:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I WON'T SURRENDER THE COOKIE TO
THE LIKES OF A MAD MAN IN A CHEAP TEN DOLLAR SUIT!

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! I AM LORD OF ALL COOKIES AND DELIGHTS! YOU MAY STEAL MY DUCK BUT YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE--OR THE COOKIE FOR THAT MATTER!

NOOOOOOOOO!
UGGGGGGGH!

Beaker:
(Shakes her roughly)
MEEP MEEP MEEP!
MEEEEEEP!

Claudia:
No! You cannot have my dress, Beaker!
I bought it from Sak...s.....
(Voice fades as she rises from her bed)

Beaker:
Meep...

Claudia:
Beaker...please don't sing!

Beaker:
(Blinks)
Mee?

Claudia:
So it was all a dream?

Bunsen:
My, my, Claudia!
Awake so late?
Well lucky you, I've just arrived from the sweet shop!
I bought you this delectable cookie--cost me quite a bit seeing as how it was your absolute favor-

Claudia:
NOOOOOOOO!

Bunsen:
Um, Claudia?

Claudia:
(Holds her teddy bear close to her, swaying to and fro)

On the goo-oo-ood ship Lollypop
It's a swee-ee-eet trip to a candy shop
Where bon-bons play
On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay

Lemona-a-ade stands everywhere
'Cross the de-e-eck spans belly air
And there you are
Happy landing on a chocolate bar

See the sugar bowl do the Tootsie roll
With the big bad Bell's Fruit Cake
If you eat too much, ooh-ooh
You'll awake with a tummy ache....

Dr. Van Neuter:
Um, weirdo!

Bunsen:
Ditto.

Claudia:
On the goo-oo-ood ship Lollypop
It's a ni-i-ice trip into bed you'll hop
And dream away....

 

[Erine81981]

Cookie M: *brust through Claudia's wall* Did someone say cookies?

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *sitting in a chair, trying to keep her eyes open*

Sweetums: Alex, you should go to bed.

Alex: *shakes head* Nope... can't sleep. Won't sleep.... Don't want to sleep.....

Sweetums: How can you NOT sleep? I mean, you can't not sleep forever you know.

Alex: Where there's a will, there's a way.

Bean: You look soooo tired! I'll bet if I said the word "sleep" to you three times you'd fall asleep!

Alex: Nothing doing! I've gotta stay up and that's that!

Bean: *staring intently at her* SLEEP. SLEEEP. SLEEEEeeeeeeep. *falls asleep*

Alex: I'm not going to bed Sweetums. I won't risk it.

Sweetums: Would you at least take a blanket?

Alex: Well..... ok. *wraps up in the blanket*

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Fifteen minutes later.......

Alex: *beginning to doze off* Wha-huh? I'm awake...... *head droops* oh. I'm good. It's ok. Sweetums, really. You can go to bed. But I'm not...... *falls asleep*

Sweetums: *begins to pick her up to put her to bed*

Alex: *seems to calm down as he picks her up*

Sweetums: *scratches his head* I don't get it..... *falls asleep in his overstuffed chair, holding her*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Why, yes, there is.
Have a shot over at the jar in the kitchen.
Just not the one I have in my hand.

Claudia:
Swweeett tripp...lollipop....

 

[Erine81981]

Poor poor Alex. She's a fighter. Keep it up girl! *shuts the door* I'm going to head to be monsters, snuffleupagus and bird.

Big Bird: Good night Kyle.

Snuffy: Good night Kyle.

Grover: Good night Kyle.

Herry: Good night Kyle.

Bruce: Good night Kyle.

Murray: *eatting a mouthful of candy* Goosh nisht Cyle.

Good night. *yawns*

 

[Erine81981]

Bunsen:
Why, yes, there is.
Have a shot over at the jar in the kitchen.
Just not the one I have in my hand.

Claudia:
Swweeett tripp...lollipop....

Cookie M: Oh boy! Cowabunga! *runs over to the cookie jar* Me dreaming? *pich himself* Ow! Nope. Me not dreaming. *starts devouring the jar* Urp! Excuse me. *eyes get a little drozy* Me slee*yawns*eeepy. *rubs googly eyes* Can me sleep here?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Dr. Van Neuter:
Sure thing!
(Knocks Claudia off the bed)

Bunsen:
You'll be sleeping on her bed.
Don't you worry, she will be just fine!

Claudia:
(Sleeping)

Bunsen:
See?
Glad you enjoyed your snack by the way.