Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
(Struggles to give Alex a rose)
Meee? meee...
(Feels himself dragged back into the battlefield)

Bunsen:
'Tis such bittersweet sorrow.
Love betrayed by a siren!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Since when did you become poetic?

Bunsen:
Who, me?
Ah, no...
I was being the narrator!
This has potential of becoming a film hit!

Claudia:
Oh, I've seen him before!
(Shifty eyes)
Would you like to buy an O?

XD

 

[Winslow Leach]

(still fighting with Beaker)

It hurts now, never mind the morning!

Get 'im off! I come in peace!

(Tony gives Beaker a Three Stooges eye-poke)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
(Rolls off him)
Meee...
(Feigns death)

Claudia:
LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
(Holds Beaker)
You crushed him to death!

Beaker:
Bye bye meep!
("dies")

Bunsen:
Anyone know CPR?

Beaker:
MEEP?

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *speechless*

Sweetums: WHOA!

Alex: I can't decide if I'm happy that Tony won or I'm sad that Beaker died............ *kisses Tony on the cheek then hurries over to Beaker* Beaker?..........

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony stands, out of breath, gasping for air.

Lefty: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

Tony: Quiet, you loony! He's not dead. Look! He's faking! He's getting better! He feels happy! He just wants attention. Jeepers.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Pssst...Alex...you're happy I won! There's your decision! And thank you for the kiss! I feel 100% BETTER!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
(Mumbles under his breath)
(Returns to his "death bed")

Claudia:
It's ok, Beaker.
Bunsen will be your date!

Beaker:
(Eyes get even wider)
O_O MEEP?

Bunsen:
Very funny.

Beaker:
(Pats Alex on the head lightly, giving her the flower he meant to give)
Mee mee.
Mee mee meee...

Bunsen:
Oh...

 

[Erine81981]

Oscar: Wow! Now that was one dirty fight. Heh heh heh heh heh.....*slams the trashlid as he goes back heads down*

Big Bird: What is all this....*gasp!*....oh my gosh. Kyle! Kyle! Come quick!

What? What? What?

Big Bird: Look at what happend? *hand over beak*

What in the world have ya'll two been doing?

Oscar: *over hears me, pops up* They've been wrestling.

Big Bird: Are you two alright? *helps up Beaker*

 

[The Count]

Aw shoot... Missed out on a great wrestling match. This felt almost like... Well, last Christmas when Kermit was afraid about passing...
I miss Aunt Ru.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Sobs)
I MISS RU TOOOOOOOOOO!
;_;

Bunsen:
There, there!
There are many great-

Claudia:
But I want Ruuuuu!

Bunsen:
(Sighs)