COVID-19 Coronavirus News and Updates

[fuzzygobo]

They said dogs couldn't carry or contract the virus, but I see now that apparently somewhere out there, a pomeranian and a German shepherd have tested positive for COVID-19, as well as a cat in Hong Kong.

Next thing you know, plants will be able to contract the virus, and then every living thing on the face of this planet will die . . . except cockroaches.

There won’t be any roaches left. The rats will eat them.

 

[fuzzygobo]

This is the least of our concerns now. But when restaurants probably won’t have all-you-can-eat buffets anymore. No more Golden Corral. D’oh!!!!

At least before the virus hit, they were trying to make it more polite. From all-you-can-eat to all-you-care-to-eat. Trying to save you from making a pig of yourself.
Oh well. Sizzler. Bonanza. Ponderosa. It’s been a good run.

 

[D'Snowth]

This is the least of our concerns now. But when restaurants probably won’t have all-you-can-eat buffets anymore. No more Golden Corral. D’oh!!!!

The buffets around these parts have already been closed for quite some time. Shoney's, Austin's, they done shut they doors.

 

[D'Snowth]

I guess barber shops and hair salons are non-essential businesses, because my barber's shop is closed until further notice . . . and, I kinda need a haircut, lol.

Ehh, maybe I can grow it into some kind of wild shag look, like Jerry has.

 

[Oscarfan]

I guess barber shops and hair salons are non-essential businesses, because my barber's shop is closed until further notice . . . and, I kinda need a haircut, lol.

Our state told them to close like two weeks ago.

 

[D'Snowth]

I suspected ours were probably closed already, since I know other non-essential businesses have been closed for a couple of weeks or so as well - I just now tried calling my barber a few minutes ago, and that confirmed my suspicions that they are, indeed, closed.

 

[LittleJerry92]

I guess barber shops and hair salons are non-essential businesses, because my barber's shop is closed until further notice . . . and, I kinda need a haircut, lol.

Ehh, maybe I can grow it into some kind of wild shag look, like Jerry has.

First things first..... I would recommend shaving your own head. I gave up on paying for haircuts and just shave my own head and it’s really saved money.

Second...... no. From my experience, you really don’t.

 

[D'Snowth]

To be fair, my barber only charges $10, and she cuts my hair better than most of these big chain places like Sports Clips (which I used to go to all the time). But yeah, I get what you're saying - that's why Bob Ross permed his hair into his trademark afro, to save money on haircuts.

 

[fuzzygobo]

The buffets around these parts have already been closed for quite some time. Shoney's, Austin's, they done shut they doors.

Ther
There was a Shoney’s all the way up here. Old Country Buffet shut down but that was poor management. The rest of them- Hoss’s, Rustler, Ground Round, made you craving steak.

 

[D'Snowth]

Shoney's isn't as great as it used to be when I was younger . . . going through their food bar nowadays makes you feel like you're bellying up to the chow line in the M*A*S*H Mess Tent.