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Discussion in 'Classic Muppets' started by a_Mickey_Muppet, Nov 28, 2004.
hahaha, wait no time for laughter, come on were are you guys AAAAIIIEEEE!!
*Suddenly, fanged claw taps Uncle Deadly (MC) on the shoulder, beckoning to follow it.
Come on, we're in the tunnel already.
*Whisks UD and his haul out of the warehouse in the nick of time. Don't worry, my Claws will bring your haul shortly after us. Let's get outta here and meet up with Christy on the road.
o..ok cough im just..just a little out of..of breath cough cough ugghh
Up the Road
Ok now to stop this thing.
*attempts to switch gears*
To quote Bob the Tomato: Tree! Cabin! Ahhhhhhh!!!!
*Bus stops completely covered by brush trees and whatnot.*
Well I think I lost them.
*car pulls up into warehouse driveway*
That was close too close.
They better get here soon. I'm right in front of the entrance and they can see me from that viewpoint. I don't think cars on the road can though.
Found it. Oh man have we let this thing die. Well since I was the last poster. I'll hand it over to you guys.
Ah, yes here it is, now where were we, are we in the wharehouse? Are we on the bus to leave? Is anyone unconcious? Does everyone like my new "Dave Goelz" tatoo?
You, er, left me behind.
*pokes head out from under a pile of puppets (including Miss Piggy and Janice)*
*suddenly a ton of gaurds poar into the room, guns held*
*dives back under the pile*
Ok to bring everyone up to date. BTW Nice Tattoo
Me- I'm in the bus along with my puppets stuck in the forest (I kinda landed the bus there b/c I can't drive a stick shift) waiting for everyone else.
Everyone else- Somewhere in the forest (just got out of the secret passageway) looking for me and the Bus that I conventily disguised in the brush)
So No one has gotten to the bus yet. I'm still tapping the wheel waiting and the guards are realizing that all the muppets are gone!
Except for the ones I'm hiding under
Ouch, who's foot is that in my ear. Oh, it's your's Gonzo. Sory. At least that gave your toes a good wax.
*Jumps out of no where in between Beau and guards with a big box*
"Say hello to my leetle friends!"
*Dumps box of marmets, squirrels, beavers and chipmunks out who attack the guards*
"C'mon, Beau! Let's amscray! Christy is impatiently awaiting in a nearby forest... or so I've read."
Ok, ok. Just fill the box with left-over muppets first. Here, here, and, er, here. Good. Now. Let's go.
Phew, that was close.
I'm still in the bus...
Oh Brother what is taking them so long. Better figure out how to get this thing back in gear and outta here. By the way things look over there we are gonna need a quick get away.
*looks over toward the warehouse. It now looks like they called out all stops for this one. Cars were pulling up and the Henson Patrol (my name for Henson Co.'s new personal spy/guard agency) and the place was swarming. Suddleny a familar group go out of one car*
No, it can't be. No must resist temptation. *picks up Gonzo*
In Gonzo Voice: Yeah you're a big fan and the Muppetteers are down there. All of them. Oh look even the Henson family's down there. Of course that won't be nearly as fun as crashing this thing again.
Me: Well, getting away is going to win this one. Buckle in buddy. *tosses Gonzo behind onto a seat. Everyone comes running up* *opens door* Hurry up guys!
*climbs into the backseat*
Wow, is that the Henson family down there? And Steve, and Bill (BBB!), and wow, everyone.
*can't help feeling a litte guilty*
You're feeling guilty?? I'm trying to resist temptation. I mean everyone's down there from Brian, to Eric, to Bill, to Frank, to...ahhh you know what I mean. Everyone here, Uncle Deadly, Beau, Vic, Count??? Am I forgetting anyone???
Hmmm. I think we did forget someone. We forgot the Muppeteers. I mean, look at them.
Huh, who put polish on these?
*looks down at the Muppeteers, who are wonderig about as if lost*
*a flashy car pulls up. teh door opens. A foot, a leg, a body. And then...
...Frank Oz steps out*
Quick, someone hand me the super ear. I need to know what they're saying.
No, wait. I'll jsut feel worse. Let's go with the loot and get out of here.
*hugs onto a Beauregard puppet*
Hmmm....I gotta idea. Alright everyone in. Open the windows and when we go by everyone grab a Muppeteer. We have one shot at this...And hey, If we're going to jail might as well add kidnapping to theft. Hold On!!!
*Puts Bus in gear. Pulls out of forest and heads back towards the warehouse.*
Good idea. That way I'll feel better than if we seperated the Muppeteers from their Muppets. So, let's get them Muppeteers? Ready everyone?
Allllrrigghhhttt *everyone at the warehouse turns around to see to their surprise to see the EM bus heading toward them fast* NOW!!!!!!
*swings bus into the parking lot with a brakes screaching*
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