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Hensonville City 2011

Discussion in 'Games' started by The Count, Jan 11, 2011.

  1. newsmanfan

    newsmanfan Well-Known Member

    *the roomies all tromp down to Apt 1 to drop off a gargoyle lantern for Deadly*

    Happy birthday Deadly! And many hideous returns!

    :news: Er...uh...yes. I'll second that. I think...

    Rhonda: Can we rename tomorrow the Day of the Deadly? Just around here? We could serve a batch of Zombies too!

    :news: Erk! W-why would we serve zombies? Don't they only eat brains?

    Rhonda: I meant the DRINK, genius.

    *Kris begins mixing the potent brew in a truly grotesque Tiki mug just for Deadly*

    Pink: AwwAWWWwww! Mm. Birth-day. Mn. Yip. Yip yip yip. Birth-day. Uh-huh.
    Blue: Awww, birth-day! *beat* Cow?
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  2. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *The dragon smiles at finding the gift from Kris. Just for that, I'll work on a segment of my October fic for you.
    :batty: Veren't you going to anyway?
    Shhh, they don't need to know that. *Trundles off to further plot the songs and surprises.
  3. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Knocks on Apartment 3's door, then leaves a wrapped box of chocolate chip cookies with a birthday card for :insatiable:
    Hope Beth gets them before they go stale.
  4. redBoobergurl

    redBoobergurl Well-Known Member

    Beth *putting finishing touches on chocolate chip cookie cupcakes* What do you think Red, will he like them?
    Red: of course he will! They have cookies in them!
    Beth: Speaking of, did you get the cookies inside here from Ed?
    Red: They're waiting on the counter
    Beth: Perfect. He should be home any minute
    *They hear Cookie Monster coming down the hallway saying "dum de dum dum" Then he enters the apartment*
    Cookie: OOH cuppycakes for me?
    Beth: Yep, I baked a cookie right into them too. Ed brought you some cookies too
    Cookie: Me happiest monster ever. *hugs Beth and Red then devours more or less everything* Urp.
    Beth: *laughing* We love you big guy.
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  5. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    Hubert: *paces around apartment in front of Beau and Bobo* This is just inexcusable! We missed four birthdays AND Halloween?!?!?!?

    Bobo: *wearing sombrero* At least we remembered Day of the Dead...

    Hubert: I mean, we missed the birthdays of Annie Sue, Uncle Deadly, Cookie Monster, and Yorick!

    Beau: My ick?

    Hubert: Yorick!

    Beau: Your ick?

    Bobo: Not my ick.
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  6. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly: ...

    Cotterpin: You can't have my computer. Do you know how hard it is to have computers in Doozer Dome? Had Digit not helped ...

    Kelly (pouts and uses puppy eye face)

    Cotterpin: -_- That doesn't even work for Bear and Sarah.

    Kelly: :(

    Cotterpin: I can't help it your laptop is stuck in the shop because your keyboard fried. *long pause, sighs* Fine...

    Kelly (smiles): Hooray!

    OOC: Yeah, my laptop had some sort of weirdness where the keyboard kept spitting out gibberish. It's at Staples and I have to borrow Mom's computer. I am a sad Kelly.
  7. newsmanfan

    newsmanfan Well-Known Member

    *Rhonda and :news: are walking down to Apt 3 with a gift basket from Godiva for :insatiable:*

    Rhonda: Honestly. You hadda go all expensive-chocolate for a ball of blue fur who eats everything anyway?

    :news: Kris said this stuff was some of the best. And, er...I'm trying to...soften my view of the omnivorous furred types.

    Rhonda: So is this a gift for him, or a sensitivity-training exercise for you?

    :news: *beat* ...Yes.

  8. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    Hubert: Arighty bears and whatever Beau is! It's time to get down to business!

    Bobo: *wearing army hat* Sir yes sir!

    Hubert: *rolls eyes* I suggest we begin by finding a suitable gift for Annie Sue Pig!

    Beau: Do I need a hat too?

    Hubert: Does anybody have any ideas?

    Bobo: I have some spare pork chops, if that might be useful...

    Hubert: Bobo, Annie Sue is a pig. Giving her pork chops would be...well...kinda disrespectful.

    Bobo: Very true.

    Beau: What about a mop?

    Hubert: I doubt she would appreciate a mop...let's try something more...girly?

    Beau: Hairspray?

    Bobo: *singing* Good morning, Baltimore...every day's like an open door...
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  9. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Ailie: -thwacks head against her biology textbook-

    Sam: Dare I ask...?

    Ailie: It's my method of learning. :I

    Sam: And who taught you that method?! Animal?!

    Ailie: Yeah! How'd you guess?

    Sam: You know, you could actually try reading the material.

    Ailie: I could. :B

    Sam: Ye--

    Ailie: But I don't feel like it.

    Sam: That's just ridic--I don't even--
    Fine. Don't read! Don't graduate either! If you'd rather become a slacker like some other people around here-- -glances over at Zoot who's lying on the couch- Go right ahead!

    Zoot: Huh?
    -drops a bag of Cheez-Its on the floor-

    Sam: You're just going to leave that mess there?!

    Zoot: Uhhh...

    Sam: No, no, no! Let me guess--you don't FEEL like getting up and cleaning it?

    Zoot: ...yeah.

    Sam: -eyetwitch-
    -grabs a pillow off the couch and screams into it-
  10. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Watching Election Night coverage for both the US presidency and the PR governorship... And then a bulletin comes in announcing... Wha?! Oh boy, it's going to be odd the next four years with President Elect Gonzo and VP Elect Rizzo. I'm disappointed the Grover/Cookie Monster ticket got beaten so handily 177 to only 110 votes. Does this mean there'll now be a chicken in every pot pie? Probably :hungry: will be happy with that. And Rhonda, :shifty: will now be even more insufferable in trying to get her out on a date since he's the big cheese. *Shakes head waiting for further results.
  11. DramaQueenMokey

    DramaQueenMokey Well-Known Member

    Ellie: *listening to music in large noise cancelling head phones, bobbing along to the music, waves to Bert*

    Bert: Hello Ellie...Ellie? *double takes* You stay after school on Thursdays!

    Ellie: *can't hear him* WHAT?

    Bert: I SAID...*walks over and pulls one of the phones off my ear* Ahem, I said you stay after school on Thursday, what are you doing here?

    Ellie: *pulls ear phones all the way off* True, but no one could make the meeting, plus I didn't go to school today!

    Bert: You aren't sick! And you didn't have the day off!

    Ellie: Nope, but I have an excuse! *shows paper* See? When we scheduled the court date it was because I had today off, now that they changed it, they have to excuse my absence! *spins in a circle* My absence is excused woooo!

    Bert: Of course it is -_- Well, at least you brought your Spanish book to do work in.

    Ellie: Actually...

    Ernie: Head up Ellie! *hits my Spanish book to me like its a hockey puck*

    Ellie: Got it! *gets hockey stick and stops the Spanish book* Where's our goalie?

    Susie: *wearing umpire gear, a football helmet and has a hockey stick* Where's the goal again?

    Ellie: Kitchen! *hits Spanish book-puck*

    Bert: *shakes head in disapproval and leaves the game of Spanish book hockey be*
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  12. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Just be glad they're not using your shoe like last time Bert.
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  13. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member


    Ed finishes putting away the kitchenwares which I thank Uncle D and Count for scrub-washing last night given our dishwasher's not being used—and seems to be on the fritz as well.

    Uncle D is rereading the chaptered segment of Kris's fic, enjoying himself to no end.

    Count wraps a package to be sent to the happiest street in NYC, even in the wake of Superstorm Sandy.
    :batty: The gift's ready.
    Me: Thanks buddy, another year and another streetsign nameplate with a "Happy 43rd Birthday" to send the folks back home.
    UD: Ah, such memories. Would there be a chance of visiting the old haunt?
    Me: You know, I'm not sure if there'd be interest in renewing that tradition from when the dorms were around. I kind of feel that the city's evolved into a thriving burgh of its own. But if there's enough interest I'd consider setting up a trip to Sesame next week. Heck, we could probably stay around for the annual parade. *Shrugs. *Goes to get a cup of hot chocolate for us early spooks.
  14. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Hears some potential scampering from the hallways, both on this floor and the one above. Well, I hope that means some of the folks who live here decided to show themselves.
    *Leaves an invitation for Beth and her roomies if they want to have dinner or whatever meal it ends up being—and to alert her for another fic appearance by Wanda in my oneshots.
    *Continues errands by delivering a Bavarian chocolate pie made by my roomies for Aunt Ru and her main Muppet players.
    It should be noted that :batty: has a connection to the chocolate importers thanks to his patronage of Penny Candyman's Candy Shop. Which is why the devilfood fudge cakes are one of the most popular desserts at the club.
  15. Ruahnna

    Ruahnna Well-Known Member

    Fozzie: So I don't have to choose?
    Ru: Huh uh, sugar. Pick what you want.
    Fozzie: So...I do have to choose.
    Ru: What? Oh. Oh! Sort of. But if you want a molasses cookie and a piece of deep-dish pumpkin pie, I'm not going to wrestle with you or your conscience. (She watched Fozzie load up his plate.) Want a glass of milk with that?
    Fozzie: Yes please!
    Kermit: (walking in with an empty coffee mug) Did I hear milk and cookies?
    Fozzie: And pie.
    Piggy: And brownies.
    Fozzie: (wailing) Brownies! I did not know there were brownies.
    Ru: Um, well, pumpkin swirl brownies. They haven't been officially taste-tested yet.
    Piggy: Yes they have.
    Ru: I stand corrected. Actually, I stand in front of the stove--most of the time, it seems.
    Kermit: Or the blackboard.
    Ru: (beaming) Yes--or the blackboard. Want to try one of the experimental brownies?
    Kermit: Not that kind of experimental brownie, I hope.
    Ru: (exasperated) No. Just--I'm still working on recipe. I thought the chocolate was a little too bittersweet. What do you think?
    Fozzie: They're perfect just like they--what? (Kermit is rolling his eye's at Fozzie frantically.) Oh. Oh! I mean, they're, um, pretty, good, but I think you could keep trying.
    Ru: (arms crossed) Oh. You do, do you?
    Fozzie: (hiding behind hat) Kermit made me say that.
    Ru: (laughing) No foul. I'll keep trying.
    Piggy: Good to hear.
    Kermit: Good brownies.
    Fozzie: Good pie, too.
    Kermit: Getting there....
  16. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    UD: Have you tried mixing a bit of coffee powder into the chocolate for your brownies?
    :batty: Mmm, the pumpkin svirl adds a nice touch to their taste though.
    *Serves self a glass of milk, snatching a pumpkin cookie, hope Aunt Ru doesn't mind.
  17. newsmanfan

    newsmanfan Well-Known Member

    *realizing I'm being stared at*


    Rhonda: Finish it!

    :news: Uhm. I was just...we were just...wondering when...

    Rhonda: There's a time for politeness. This ain't it. WHEN you gonna finish this danged story already?

    :news: Ahem.

    I'm working on it. Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep track of that many bodies at once?? I've had to go back and edit and add and change several times now.

    :news: Bodies? Erk!

    Rhonda: She means characters.

    :news: Now she's killing CHARACTERS?

    Rhonda: Aw geez. Look, Goldie, take a breath, your nose is gonna freeze up. So what if she does? That's not the real you. You're right here, safe and sound...and hyperventilating. Stop it.

    :news: You're not going to...to...kill me off, are you?

    Newsie...no. Never.

    Rhonda: *eyeroll* Like enough doesn't happen to him in real life. Foamhead. *hops down from chair back* I smell brownies. Seeya.
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  18. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Yech, it smells worse than the Bog of Eternal Stench out there.
    :batty: Yes, it's part of the local public works, they're trying to fix some of the street pipes. Just hope HV's city planners didn't muck things up much more.

    The fact that it's raining on and off isn't helping either. Meh, just stay indoors and avoid stepping in the curbside gutters.

    UD: What about your outing later today?
    That got cancelled.
    UD: What? ! ?
    Yeah, family meddling, forget it.
    *Goes off to the laundry room, retrieving clothes and folding them to distribute amongst the roomies of Apt 1.
  19. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    Hmmm.......setting the new scale on the floor ...Hopefully this one'll work .That other one pooped out on us after only 2 months . stepping on it and waiting to hear one of my smart mouth room mates say in a robotic voice "OUCH! GET OFF! ONE AT A TIME!!" Nope. Well thank goodness for small favors.In fact....WHAT?? I LOST 3 POUNDS?! looking down at the scale Yep I sure did!!WOOHOO!!!!!!:excited: I start congaing from the bathroom and see Robin in his room Robin...get in back of me!
    Robin: OK...but why?
    I'll tell you why once we get to the kitchen. Just conga!
    Robin just shrugs but gets in back in back of me and congas.I knock on the door to the girls' room and say: Prairie!Rosita! Come out and join the conga line!

    Prairie: Have you gone nuts?

    No I PROMISE I haven't gone nuts! I'll explain once we get to the kitchen. Just get in line behind Robin.
    The girls get in line behind Robin. I see Rosita making a "crazy" sign behind my back

    I saw that, Rosita! Now where's Grover?
    Grover:Right here watching TV silly! Why are you all congaing?

    Join the conga line and you'll find out once we get to the kitchen.
    Grover: OK..filing in behind Rosita
    We all conga into the kitchen and Chef looks at me as if I have a screw loose Whut's with der cunga dense?

    Eh no reason. Just wanted to break up the monotony. ;)
    KATHY/MOM!!!!!!!!!...a bunch a voices scream at me
    laughing like crazy I'm sorry..I'm sorry. OK here's the reason. I FINALLY broke the 10 pound barrier loss weightwise!:D I STILL have a lot to go , but I have a great start right?

    Chef Yu shure do hef a great start! Congretulashuns on loosing thet weight!hugging me

    Robin: I'm SO proud of you Mom! hugging me

    Grover: Wonderful job Kathy!giving me a BIG hug
    Prairie: Fantastic! hugging me
    Rosita: Maybe next summer you'll have a bikini bod! hugging me
    Sorry Rosita.I don't think there's any way I'll be wearing a bikini.
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  20. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly (wakes up, pouting): I want my computer! *sniffle* Staples better hurry their butts up! I'm in withdrawl!

    Cotterpin: -_- You can borrow your mom's. How are you, otherwise?

    Kelly (sits up): I think the aspirin helped. I can't tell you how much I appreciate my CNA driving me home. It was so nice of her. I was already irritated that the asthma attack meant I was behind on my patient rounding, but then the whole chest pain thing happened ....

    Cotterpin (shudders): Yeah, glad the aspirin helped. What does that do?

    Kelly: It thins out the blood. It's useful to help stave off possible cardiac arrest. I don't think it was getting that bad though, but I'm willing to bet I had angina, which is like a warning siren that cardiac arrest is on its way.

    Cotterpin: Your job sucks.

    Kelly: No, I love my job. I want to work at that hospital until they day I die! ... I just don't want it to be, like, right now ....
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