Wayne: Sam! Where were you? Floyd walks by, ripping up music. Floyd: Trash! Trash! Why do I write such trash? exits. Wayne: *puts on white gloves* Never fear, Sam. Who wants to fight me first? Stanley enters with guitar; Wayne hides behind Sam. Wayne: He threw my tie out the window! Stanley: Did not! Wayne: Did too! Stanley: Did not! Wayne: Did too! Stanley: *to Sam* Who ya gonna believe? Me, or the guy in the red pants? Stanley plays a loud solo, drowning out Wayne.