1. Welcome to the Muppet Central Forum!
    You are viewing our forum as a guest. Join our free community to post topics and start private conversations. Please contact us if you need help with registration or your account login.

  2. "Muppets Most Wanted" Fan Reactions
    After you see "Muppets Most Wanted", read fan reactions and let us know your thoughts on the Muppets eighth theatrical film.

  3. "Muppets Most Wanted" Original Soundtrack
    With a new Muppet movie one of the most anticipated merchandise releases is the official soundtrack. Listen to the Muppets Most Wanted original soundtrack now playing on Muppet Central Radio.

Hensonville City 2011

Discussion in 'Games' started by The Count, Jan 11, 2011.

  1. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Is sickened by the new news regarding :laugh:
    *Uncle D scowls in frustration at the utter rubbish.

    Hmm, since I'm going to need Wiki and online sources to research the rest of the haunters plotted for the first square, I think I'll turn my attention to the November oneshot.
    :batty: Do you have the idea already?
    Yes... Thanksgiving at the family home of :sympathy:.
    UD: Mmm, Beth will like that one.
    Yep, I already know Alexander Moe and Puffy will be there, and Wanda will mentally sing "In My Life". Planning to have a few new parade floats on the TV... The only hitch is what the Muppet guest list should be. Oh well, it'll turn out good.
  2. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    Hey Robin...Uncle Kermit's balloon is on! Hurry!
    Robin scurries to the TV Yaaayy!!Too bad they never made a balloon of me.
    I'm sure it would've been great, Robin. kissing the top of his froggie head. Geez...you're getting tall! Pretty soon up at you to talk to you!
    Robin: But I'll always love you.
    Well that's good! Because once kids become teenagers, they think their parents are a pain in the butt.

    Robin : I won't ever.
    Good! Now can you go hop in the shower please?
    Robin: But Uncle Kermit an' Auntie Piggy are supposed to be on in the parade soon! Plus Prairie Grover an' Rosita!
    Here comes the Sesame Street float now .
    We watch as the float passes by with our friends. Prairie looks freezing! But Rosita and Grover look nice and bundled up
    OK...shower.
    Robin :But....

    I promise that I won't let you miss Uncle Kermit and Aunt Piggy. Just put a pair of undies on so no one has to see your little green tooshie. in case they're on soon.
    Robin: Mo-om! scrunching up his face YEESH! going into the bathroom


  3. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Sam: -steps up to a podium, readying himself for a long speech-
    Ladies and gentleman...and Zoot, today we celebrate a timely tradition called Thanks--

    Dr. Teeth: Hey man, you sure know your alliteration!

    Sam: --giving. Teeth...

    Dr. Teeth: Sam...?

    Ailie: -pops out of the good doctor's hat- Ailie! =B

    Sam: AHEM! Where was I...? Oh yes, on the first Thanksgiving, the pilgrims and the Native Americans joined together and had a harvest which we all remember fondly.

    Dr. Teeth: Well, actually--

    Sam: -glares at him-

    Dr. Teeth: Zippin' it.

    Sam: Now--

    -the smoke alarm goes off-

    Spamela: Ooh! I think the turkey's ready!
    newsmanfan likes this.
  4. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    several hours after dinner that night
    Hoo boy..am I stuffed burp Sorry. Excuse me. :o
    Hector chuckling Too much to eat?
    Yeah,you might say that.
    Hector: Same here. My mom makes a wonderful Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings. But she makes way too much! So we all wind up bringing home leftovers. Know any fancy ways to make some kind of casserole or something out of turkey, corn green beans and mashed potatoes, Chef?

    Chef: Hmmm..yu just mite be in luk Hector!

    Hector: Ah great! Anyway,I'm starting to he yawns. get drowsy sorry...darn turkey always does that to me.:rolleyes: So I'm going to head on home.
    Robin: Why don't you stay here so you don't fall asleep driving?

    Hector and I glance at each other embarrassed. Naive young frog, isn't he?Then Robin realizes what he's said

    Robin: Uh...never mind. 'Night Hector.

    Hector: 'Nite kiddo. See you tomorrow.

    I'll walk you out to your car.
    Hector takes the sliced into pumpkin loaf I made for him Can't forget this! See you tomorrow, pal he shakes Chef's hand

    Chef shaking Hector's hand Heve a gud nite !
    I walk outside with Hector and boy is it chilly out!
    Hector putting his hands on my shoulders: You're shivering! Go on back inside and I'll see you tomorrow,OK?

    I'm f..
    He shushes me by putting a finger on my lips, kissing my forehead whispering "Listen to me and I'll see you tomorrow",getting into his car and driving away .As I walk back inside my cellphone rings,I pick it up and it's him: " By the way, I forgot to thank you for the pumpkin bread!I'll enjoy a piece with my coffee tomorrow morning!"
    You're more than welcome!See you tomorrow.
    Hector:Hasta mañana ,Sweet dreams. small kissing noise and he hangs up the phone
    I stand for a couple of seconds before I'm interrupted by Yu look like der kitty kat aftur she's finished playing with her favurite mousie!

    Oh you're a real riot Chef! :rolleyes:
    Chef:I'm sorree. I doon't meen tu teeze. But I em heppee thet Hector mekes yu look like thet. Yu deserve it. He's a nice guy! Und I'll be veree heppee tu meke yore weddink ceke!;)

    ACK! Don't say that! ESPECIALLY not in front of him! You want to scare him away? And F Y I Cheffie dear if and when I get married I'll get my cake done someplace else. I don't particularly care for onions in my wedding cake thanks very much even if they are good for the sinuses!

    Chef: Wow! :Hoo peed in yore appul cidur tonite?

    laughing Oh Chef..I'm sorry! It's just that I don't want the thought of marriage even being approached in Hector's mind is all, OK?
    Chef: I wuz onlee teezing yu Kethy! I'd nevur EVUR hurt yu okee? hugging me

    hugging the Scandanavian nutcase back Yes I know.

  5. DramaQueenMokey

    DramaQueenMokey Well-Known Member

    *a pre-recorded voice is heard echoing through the apartment*

    Twist it! Twist it! Pull it! Bop it!

    Ellie: *playing Bop It* I will beat Expert Mode!

    Bert: Ellie! Do you have any idea what time it is?

    Pull it! Twist it!

    Ellie: *follows commands of Bop it* Time for me to beat my score of 52! *pulls when I was supposed to twist*

    YEAOW! Too fast for ya? *automated voice drowns out*

    Bert: Why do I even bother? *shakes his head in disapproval*

    Ellie: Nooooo! *still holding Bop It firmly in grasp* Hm...Sleeping or another round of Bop It...sleeping...I say Bop It!

    Susie Q: Ellie some of us are trying to sleep! Don't you have errands to run tomorrow morning?

    Ellie: That I do! But Bop It...it's taunting me...I have to play it I can't sleep if I can't beat my score! *about to pull the 'Pull It' knob to start a new round*

    Ernie: Ellie, put the game down.

    Ellie: But...

    Ernie: I'll go first, see? *puts Rubber Duckie down* Your turn!

    Ellie: *puts down Bop It* But guys, it's the weekend and this is one of those times where I should be sleeping but I'm not and if anything I should do something productive during this period and that's playing Bop It!

    Bert: Would you mind explaining how playing Bop It is productive?

    Ellie: Point taken! *walks away from Bop It...for now*
  6. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Goes to deliver some belated birthday presents... *Leaves a Kermit The Frog wristwatch for Walter at Apt 8 since it was his birthday last Friday, and then a day pass to the Hensonville Spas for Beth at Apt 3 since she celebrated hers yesterday.
  7. newsmanfan

    newsmanfan Well-Known Member

    ------------
    Rhonda: Is it Spring?

    :news: Uh...not even close. Why?

    Rhonda: 'Cos there sure seems to be a lot of ush-gush floatin' around here. Is the pollen count high or something?

    :news: Well, Kathy seems to be hitting it off with that teacher fellow; I noticed you had another tin of gourmet soap from Bubba in today's mail; and I heard the distinct sound of porcine giggling earlier, so Kermit must have done something right for a change. Nothing wrong with any of that.

    Rhonda: Uh...so you haven't been keeping tabs on our roomie?

    :news: You mean the blue thing and the pink thing are...oh! Um. Er. Well. Good for them.

    Rhonda *eyeroll* NO, you idiot, the other one!

    :news: The other idiot? *bristling* Are you calling our hostess an idiot?!

    Rhonda: No...sheesh...never mind. Sign this card for Walter and this one for Beth, willya?

    :news: Of course. *scribbles illegibly* I think Walter will like his gift.

    Rhonda: Of course you do. You picked it.

    :news: He shows promise! An inquisitive mind, always in the middle of things, and now he's begun filming everything! He's clearly destined to be a journalist! He'll LOVE the "Best of MacNeil/Lehrer Newshour Gag Reel"! *preens* And I'm sure Beth will enjoy the...what did you get her?

    Rhonda: Cheesecake Factory Gift Card. Can't go wrong with that. Speakin' of...maybe she needs company to enjoy that, hm? *trots off to deliver the gifts and cards*
    --------------
  8. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Hey Kris, if you're still online, do you happen to have lyrics to In My Life? Need that for the big Thanksgiving fic I've been wanting to write.
  9. LinkiePie<3

    LinkiePie<3 Well-Known Member

    outside

    Link Hogthrob: *readying to chop down the tree*

    Annie Sue: Link, wait!

    Link Hogthrob: *jerks* Huh?!... *double-takes* Annie Sue!

    Annie Sue: Link, your mother was on the phone. She wanted to remind you to put on your knitted mittens before outside. *gives Link his mittens*

    Link Hogthrob: *refuses to wear the mittens* But, I'm all ready dressed in seven layers. *chopping down the tree* I even remembered to wear my extra pair of underwear, so my keester wouldn't get cold. And besides, why would I want to wear a fruity pair of mittens, anyway? A man, like me uses his bare hands to chop down a tree. Believe me, my dear, the last time I got a splinter was twenty minutes ago.

    Annie Sue: *shakes head in disbelief* I'm really impressed. -.- And also, she doesn't want you to be chopping down any trees! Angie is already getting an artificial one from the store. So, please put down the ax and leave this poor, and helpless little tree alone. Please?... :c

    Link Hogthrob: Just one more hack, then we've got ourselves a Christmas tr-- TIMBER!...

    tree falls on Link
    The Count likes this.
  10. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Arrives back from dinner with the family at Fuddruckers in time to watch the Rockefeller Tree Lighting special.

    Dunno when :) and the others will be on, but I'm looking forward to catching their appearance.
    DramaQueenMokey likes this.
  11. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly (disheveled and wearing a cap and a leather coat): OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!

    Bear and Sarah: ???

    Cotterpin: Look ... someone has their laptop back ....

    Kelly (still pacing excitedly back and forth): I CAN FINALLY UPDATE MY FICS AGAIN! I CAN ... I ... I ... I can ... *pouts*

    Cotterpin: That was brief. You even got a new keyboard out of the deal and the assistant manager just waived most of the costs since it took so long. Why are you suddenly so sour?

    Kelly (pouting): My CD-ROM is acting funny. I hear "click, click, click" and it isn't reading ... how am I supposed to reinstall my video editing software?

    Cotterpin: Take it back.

    Kelly (rushes and glomps laptop): PRECIOUS! MINE! I JUST GOT IT BACK! *kisses it* It's okay, my precious ... I'll love you anyway. I'll make it all better ... I promise .....
  12. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    :batty: Speaking of updating fics...
    I already said I need that song for the November oneshot. *:sigh: but I guess I could work on it tomorrow omitting it entirely. Meh, haven't decided which haunter to work with next, maybe Woesday Addums or Malika the Goblin Girl, so I could definitely switch over to focusing on the fic.
  13. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    Earlier today at the ice skating rink:
    tying Robin's ice skate laces : Now you promise me you'll be careful? Because if you fall and break anything ,your Uncle Kermit will break out in one of those fits he's known for.
    Robin: Mom...I'll be fine! An' even if I did break somethin' Uncle Kermit wouldn't blame YOU!
    Well just try not to break anything anyway, all right?
    Robin: Yep! See ya! kissing me and going off to join Prairie, Rosita, Grover & Chef
    Meanwhile Hector comes back with a cup of hot chocolate for me and coffee for himself Extra marshmallows in yours ,he grins.
    Thanks I take it with a smile but still worried about Robin

    Apparently Hector notices Hey..you OK?
    Huh? Oh yeah...fine.
    Kath....c'mon what's wrong?Did I do something wrong? If I did I'm....

    Oh Hector...I'm sorry..it's not you! I'm just worried about Robin ice skating. I know that Kermit gave me guardianship of Robin because he, meaning Kermit is so busy with showbiz. And he trusts me. So do Robin's natural parents. But if Robin breaks an ankle from falling on the ice I'll never forgive myself!
    Hector rubbing my back : Hey...hey...take it easy. These kids are resilient! Especially at Robin's age. Do you want to know how many times I've seen kids jump from 6 foot high jungle gyms and walk away without a broken arm or leg.Same thing with kids jumping from swings! Besides, Chef's out there and I'm pretty sure he'll watch out for Robin. So relax all right?

    nodding OK.
    Hector: That's my girl kissing the top of my head

    Suddenly I hear Rosita say Hey lets do Crack The Whip!

    I mumble -Rosita..I'm gonna kill you!

    Then I hearChef _Erm..I doon't think su..Robin mite get hurt.

    Bless him!
    Prairie's voice: I'll hold on tight to him . And we'll go easy!

    Robin's voice: Please?

    Chef: Ooohh..okee
    I have to watch this. JUST to make sure Prairie has a tough grip on Robin.
    Hector following me Easy there mother hen.


    True to her word Prairie kept a tight grip on Robin, whose laughter was ringing throughout the rink. A bit later we go home.



  14. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Uncle D tries his clawed hand at the caesar calzones we saw Angelo make with Kermit on the TV earlier today.
    *:batty: removes a tray of his traditional number cookies out of the oven, shoving in another tray to have enough for handing out this month-long season.
  15. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    I go into the kitchen & Chef casts a wary eye at me

    Chef: Yu still mad?
    sigh No I guess not. Although I admit my heart was in my throat every time Robin went whizzing by at the end of that whip you guys were doing.Chef, when you first said no, I was relieved! Why didn't you stick to your guns?
    Chef: Huh?

    I mean when Prairie said she'd hang on to him,why didn't you continue to say no?
    Chef hands on his hips and pointing at me Yu try saying nu to big bloo eyes thet reminds me uv yore sister wen she wuz a littul gurl bek in Sveden!

    chuckling Sucker.
    Chef: Yubetcha! Und mitey prod uv it tu! Now yu like der butturscutch pudding rite?
    Yeah..why?
    Chef: Gud. I made de rite choice. Yu gonna be hurtin latur wen yu hef der akey toofer teken out. So I meken der yummer yummer pudding fur yu!
    Oh Chef!I throw my arms around him and hug him You're so sweet! Thank you!
    Chef: Ja,ja...last nite yu wanted tu kick my butt bak tu Sveden. Now yu tell me I'm sweet.but he hugs me Whut are frends for? gives me a one armed hug Whut's Luver Boy giffing yu hmmm?:smirk:
    CHEF!!!

    Chef: Relaks Kethy..I'm kidding. I'm shure he'll be here to teke gud care uv yu. I'm onlee teezing yu!Da guy hez gud taste. He knows thet yore sumthing speshul. :)
  16. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    padding my way out of bed to get some Jello
    Chef:Yung ladee! Whut are yu dooing oot uv bed?Whut did I put thet bell in yur room fur; my helth?

    But....
    Chef :But nuthing! Screm! Whut du yu want enyway?

    Jello.Chef, I'm fine!I can't stay in bed forever!I'm not an invalid!

    Chef spooning out the Jello into a bowl Well wen yu don't feel well yu need tu be teken care uv. Besides.handing me the bowl of Jello I prumised Hector I'd teke care uv yoo. Noow get yur butt bak tu bed Hector's coming ovur soon with a surprise fur yu.
    I still need to eat more of the flan he made.He'll be insulted if I don't.
  17. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Is satisfied after posting that November fic and Beth liked it.
    :batty: So vhat's for December?
    Since that's the last one left, it'll be something, *inhales like Long John, indulgent. But it won't go on the docket until closer to year's end so we can deal with all the Christmas stuff around here.

    Uncle D, trudging back with a chicken stir-fry veggies supper for Apt 1, that reminds me...
    Yeah, we'll get the Christmas candelabra and wreath set up on the weekend.
    :batty: That reminds me, there's the vonderful tree out in Hensonville Town Square with all the lovely little Muppet Christmas ornaments. Ah, vhat fun it will be counting them all!

    Okay guys, let's dig in and maybe if more people are about we can start sending Christmas number cookies.
  18. redBoobergurl

    redBoobergurl Well-Known Member

    Cookie Monster - DID SOMEBODY SAY COOKIE???
  19. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Hey Cook. BTW: Did you get that ipad you wanted for Christmas last year?
    You probably want the chocolate chip 3's, so here's a batch of 'em that Count made. Oh and please tell Beth she's welcome to drop by.

    *Afterwards... *Heats up an egg roll for midday snackage. Well, I simply must eat something.
  20. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Delivers some double-fudge 10 cookies to Kim in Apt 6 while the light of her online beacon is still glowing, indicating she and her roomies are in now.


Share This Page

Find out more about Jim Henson the Biography