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Hensonville City 2011

Discussion in 'Games' started by The Count, Jan 11, 2011.

  1. Lola p

    Lola p Well-Known Member

    Telly: *walks into Grace's room*

    Hey Grace-

    *sees Grace with red eyes and fangs*


    Grace: *laughs*

    So. You like my coustum? I thought the contacts would be a bit much, but...

    Telly: COSTUME?!

    Grace: Yes. Now calm down.

    *goes to bathroom, and comes back with red contacts and Scarecrow fangs*


    Telly: Ya.. You.. Kinda scared me...

    I think I will go lay down now...

    Grace: You do that...

    *starts to download Slender*

    I wanna see if this is as scary as they say...
  2. newsmanfan

    newsmanfan Well-Known Member

    *Kris is out delivering a belated birthday gift to Ailie in Apt 7: a special edition Boo-ray collection of '80s Brat Pack Halloween flicks, including "The Breakfast Axe," "Sixteen Hand Ghouls," and "Bloody in Pink."*

    meanwhile, back at the ranch...

    :news: *whistles the theme from "The Andy Griffith Show" as he bustles around in fresh plaid*

    Rhonda: Well I see someone's awfully pleased with himself today.

    :news: Yes! I am in SUCH a great mood. Not even you can make me frown today!

    Rhonda *suspiciously* Why? What happened?

    :news: Well, you know we've been hinting at it for weeks...and...well...last night...Kris did a...a lovely thing for me...

    Rhonda: Ohmigawd. Do I want to know?

    :news: Rhonda, it was...amazing. She made me feel so...so confident, and appreciated, and, well, er...good.

    Rhonda *covering ears* I do NOT wanna know details! I don't!

    *Kris comes back in* Oh, hey, Newsie. Was that okay last night?

    :news: *beaming* Spectacular! I feel...fulfilled.

    Rhonda: ARRGH! Lalalalalalanotlisteniiiing...

    Did I make up for all those weeks of promises?

    :news: Oh very much! Can we do it again soon?

    Absolutely. My pleasure.

    Rhonda: Will you two STOP THAT? I do NOT wanna hear about your freakish little felt-love tryst!


    :news: *puzzled frown* But Rhonda, this is just because last night Kris finally wrote me.

    Rhonda: I SAID I DON'T WANNA HEAR THE DE--what?

    :news: She wrote me. She gave me several pages in the latest chapter of her fic. *beaming again* And I, I just want to say...wow. Just...wow. I've never felt so well-used!

    Rhonda *facepaw*
  3. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Heh, gotta appreciate good use of double entendre comedy.

    Now then, I've got a few things on the agenda to take care of between tonight and tomorrow. Dunno how much of it'll get done and/or posted, but there will be a present for 1, 1 mathematical monster guaranteed.

    Meanwhile... Count's off enjoying a birthday dinner date with Countess Dahling at the Bat, Bolt and Skull as they've got some recipes from the Old Country in stock like tochitura, bat's claw salad, and sató.
  4. DramaQueenMokey

    DramaQueenMokey Well-Known Member

    Ellie: One more day, one more daaaaaay! *singing* One more daaaay! *singing off-key XD rather*

    Bert: Dare I ask what happens in one more day?"

    Ellie: MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME COMES IN MAIL! *does a split out of joy* A...a...CHOO! Oh and being sick again stinks...but, yaaaaaay costume!

    Bert: *shakes head and looks for something to read*

    Ellie: Hey, where's Ernie and Susie?

    *in the next room over*

    Susie: *puts mini-top hat on Rubber Duckie* Well don't you look dapper!

    Ernie: He sure does! *squeezes Rubber Duckie* He says thanks for the help!

    Susie: My pleasure and now that his costume is done should we work on ours?

    Ernie: *now sporting a monocle* I've got a top hat and a suit somewhere, all I need is an umbrella, how about you Susie?

    Susie: I need a pink dress and some curlers is all!

    Ernie: What did you decided to go as?

    Susie: In keeping with our villains theme I decided to go as Baby Doll, a lesser known Batman villain, but, I really like the look...

    *an explosion is heard from the living room*

    Ellie: Uh Bert...I don't think that was the TV remote...
  5. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Susie as Baby Doll huh? *Remembers her attempts at serious acting as Lady Macbeth.

    :batty: Vhat's troubling you?
    Meh, I got another doubt with the plotting of haunters for the square numbered 401-500, which will be primarily Tim Burton denizens.
    :batty: Who's spots are the problem now?
    Well... Ima unsure about keeping Cactus West at 457, she's a cactus woman who appeared in the Beetlejuice Animated Series episode Pest O' The West.

    The other thing is I like having Holly Tosis from Goosebumps at 415, Mr. Monitor (Guy Smiley) from BJ Animated Series at 416, and A. Ligator, the vulture announcer from Muppets Tonight at 417.
    But if I drop Cactus West, I could see moving Holly to 457, then replacing A. Ligator with the Aitvaras, a monsterlike rooster; and then bringing in the Announcer from TMS as Barry MeNot from BJ Animated Series at 415. Decisions, decisions.
  6. newsmanfan

    newsmanfan Well-Known Member

    *a tumbleweed blows through the lobby*

    Pink: AwwWWW. Mm. What? what what what?
    Blue: Awwww...cow. Uh huh. Cow. Yip yip yip yip yip.
    Pink: Awww! Cow. Yip yip yip yip yip!

    *a Muppet cow ambles through, munching the potted ferns*

    Blue: Look! What what? Awww?
    Pink: Book!
    Blue & Pink: Book! Book book book book! Uh huh!
    *they consult their guidebook with many murmurs*
    Pink: Frog!
    Blue: Unhhh?
    Pink: Frog. Yip yip yip yip yip frog.
    Blue: Rib-bit. Yip yip yip.

  7. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Leaves empty pizza box outside, putting the uneaten stuff in a ziploc bag for the fridge.
    UD: Shouldn't that box go in the trashbin?
    Nah... I'm leaving it there for you to work some mad carving skills into it. Or maybe some Martians will come wandering through looking for a snack.
  8. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Leaves a wrapped present for Grover, as his birthday was yesterdayWe got him a guidebook with lots of info on the places a cute and furry globetrotter might go to in his travels.
  9. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    Grover: Ooh...thank you Ed & friends in Apartment 1! That was very kind of you! I spent my birthday with my mommy. Tonight we are having a little celebration here with spaghetti and meatballs made by Chef! For dessert we are having a chocolate cake. lowering his voice Chef already made sure it did not scream in Japanese so it is okay! chuckling ;) Anyway come on over for dinner and cake tonight! Kathy and Robin got me "The Adventures Of Superman" on DVD Prairie and Rosita got me a new atlas. My other one was ripping. And Cheffie got me Swedish gummi fish. They are yummy!
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  10. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Sure thing Grover. *Chuckles at the cake joke. Anything you need we should bring?
  11. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    Grover :Just bring yourselves!
  12. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Checks that Kathy and her roomies are at home before heading over to Apt 2 for dinner in honor of :super:, maybe they'd like to come to the club, I heard :batty: has gotten the place done up in time for Halloween.
  13. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    After dinner Rosita Prairie & Grover head on over to :batty:'s club with Ed & his crew .I stay behind with Robin who has school tomorrow .(He protests that he's a big boy frog & can stay alone but I tell him that I wanted to stay home anyway since I'm not feeling up to purr par .Chef is staying behind and cleaning up)
  14. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Down at the club, the Sesame gang get ushered to a booth, and allowed the stage if they want to sing something.

    *Meanwhile, Fatatita curls up with Ed after a long day of counting.
  15. newsmanfan

    newsmanfan Well-Known Member

    Rhonda: Hey, Noseboy.

    :news: *pointedly ignoring her*

    Rhonda: A-HEM.

    :news: *scowl* Do you really have to keep coming up with new insults to address me?

    Rhonda: You're right. It's more economical to keep using the old ones since they still work.

    :news: Grrrrrrr...

    Rhonda: That Lockmonster guy had a birthday. I'm taking over a ping-pong set for him. You wanna come along?

    :news: The...the furry blue guy?

    Rhonda: You left out cute, friendly and adorable.

    :news: Monsters have such odd standards.

    Rhonda: So does our newsroom, but you still have a job.

    :news: Argh! *folds his voting ballot and tucks it into his jacket* Fine. At least he doesn't seem to have the horrible habit of eating people like the others...

    Rhonda: So you're boning up on the candidates and stuff, huh?

    :news: Merely educating myself. A good reporter knows what questions to ask of whom, after all...and I may get the opportunity to ask them!

    Rhonda: You? On what parallel planet is that happening?

    :news: *even deeper scowl* Funny, rat.

    Rhonda: Seriously. No debates, stump speeches, or hand-clasping is going on anywhere near here! And I know you don't have the creds to get a press pass to tour on anybody's bus, so what gives?

    :news: Well, they...they might...*cough* um, possibly, become lost. Those GPS things can be confusing. And maps aren't always up-to-date.

    Rhonda: Now why would any of the major candidates have reason to travel anywhere NEAR-- *beat* You sent the freaks to switch the interstate signs, didn't you.

    :news: *turning red* Ahem! Uhm. Er. What? I mean no. I mean why would you imagine such an outlandish thing?

    Rhonda *eyeroll* Come on, MacNeil. Let's go say happy belated to Grover.

    *they head over to Kathy's to drop off a cute furry ping-pong ball and two paddles*

    ....meanwhile, on an interstate somewhere...
    Blue *jerks lower jaw over entire head* Ulp!
    Pink: Ulp!
    *cars zoom by. The Martians are hanging by various appendages upside-down from an overhead sign*
    Pink: AwwwWWWww. Erp. Mm. See wrench.
    Blue: Awww. See wrench. Mn. Yip. Yip yip yip. *tentacles his partner an eyeball-shaped wrench*
    Pink *wobbles as he tries to levitate the bolts off the sign* Mur-mur-mur-mur-mur. Awp. Yip.
    *sign crashes to pavement. Horns blare. Tires screech. Sounds of crashing metal and skidding rubber and angry yells from below*
    Pink: Oh oh.
    Blue: Uh-uh uh-uh! Nooope!
    *they gulp their jaws over their eyes. After a moment, Blue peeks*
    Blue: Awww. Look look look.
    Pink: Aww?
    Blue: Mmm. Par-a-med-ic. Yiiiiip. yip yip yip yip yip.
    Pink: Awwwww. Par-a-med-ic. Noi-sy. Uh huh.
  16. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly (pacing)

    Wrench: Year end soon?

    Kelly (nods, still pacing): Yep. Performance evals coming up soon. Already heard some whining. It all makes me so nervous.

    Wrench: You think you'll get a bad rating?

    Kelly (stops): Uh, no. I'm the most awesome nurse ever. Techs and patients brighten up the moment I walk in the building. I'm just wondering how to spend the millions of dollars in a raise I'll get. :p

    Wrench (headdesks)
  17. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    :sing: Aaaaaaaah... All the things she could do.
    If she had a bit of money.
    In a rich man's world.

    *Knows that if they don't pay Kelly what she deserves, she'll smother the entire hospital in a thorn-vined mass of nightmarish darkness.
    :UD: Wait, is that meant to be Maleficent's powers or Poison Ivy at work?
    Meh, dunno, same difference I guess.
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  18. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    ~Random storage closet...~

    Sam: Oh, we're never going to get out of here! Never!
    -turns to the rest of the group- This is the single most miserable experience of my life! Mr. Pew, would it kill you to bathe once in a while?

    Blind Pew: Actually, eet--

    Sam: Ailie, you never stop laughing!

    Ailie: How'd we get stuck in here again? =B

    Spamela: Ummmm....

    Sam: Spamela, whether you want to believe or not, I am not your butler!

    Zoot: Heh...

    Sam: And YOU...uuuugh...don't get me started...

    Dr. Teeth: Hey Sam--

    Sam: One more uplifting remark from you and I will personally tape your mouth shut! >/

    Dr. Teeth: -laughs- Don't needa tell me twice, man! I should tell you, though...
    -opens the closet door- We were never locked in. You were turnin' the doorknob the wrong way. =P

    Sam: I........what?

    Dr. Teeth: ...yeah.
    -pushes the door open and all the roomies, except Pew, moan at the light-

    Sam: ...
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  19. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Wayne: Do you know where Sam is? I haven't seen him in days!

    Stanley: Maybe he was smart, and left.

    Wayne: You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to buy you an ice cream cone...then step on it!

    Stanley: *laughs*

    Wayne grabs Stanley's hat.

    Stanley: Why you--

    Wayne: *drops hat* Don't hurt me!

    Stanley pulls Wayne's tie off.

    Wayne: Give that--

    Stanley throws tie out window.

    Wayne: What did you do that for?

    Stanley: You stepped on my ice cream cone!

    picks up hat and exits.
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  20. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Sam: Wayne! Oh thank heavens you're here!
    You must save me from these imbeciles!

    Spamela: Hey! I'm not an imbecile!

    Sam: Oh really? What's two plus two?

    Spamela: Purple?

    Sam: ...exactly.

    Zoot: Sounds right to me.

    Sam: You would think that...

    Blind Pew: -cackles-

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