Animal: "WIRE HANGERS! WIRE HANGERS!! AHHH!"
Janice: "Look what I've got! Christmas Cookies!!"
Cookie Monster: "COOKIES!" (Demolishes plate of cookies)
Janice: "Who was that strange creature?"
Animal: "Dat my kinda fella! Ahhh!"
Bert: "Monsters as reindeer?"
Bert: "Ernie why must you always humiliate me?"
Ernie : "Somebody had to play Mama, and you lost the toss!"
Bert: "Okay, lets just get it over with!!"
"It's cold enough to freeze your Winebageo! AAAH!"
Miss Piggy: "OHHH! Green fuzzy flipper slippers! Ah, have them gift wrapped."
Animal: "Peace on Earth, Gimme presents!"
David Rudman (offscreen, as photographer): "Okay, now, do the pouty thing!!"
Gonzo: "I'm about to make some turkey hash!"
Turkey: "I tell ya, chicken little, you're my kinda poultry!"
Kermit: "Fozzie, it's too cold to go outside!"
Fozzie: "It's not cold!"
Kermit: "It IS cold!"
(Snowman, opens the door, shivering)
Snowman: "Can I come in and warm up?"
Fozzie: ".... Okay so it's cold."
Swedish Chef: "Chickey and de ratty in der bunska bunska!"