Your Favorite Muppet Family Christmas Quotes

[The Flying Sheep]

I don't have a favorite line. but I loved the CHef and Big bird scene.

 

[Jackie]

"Holy smoke! Doh ho ho ho ho!"

 

[CrouchinWiteKid]

Newbie here, and I love your board. I recently got back into muppets, and wow, have I missed a lot.

Anywho, My favorite is The Doc, Bert, and Ernie scene.

B: I'm Bert.
E: And I'm Ernie.
D: Oh, Hi there, I'm Doc.
E: Doc? Did you know that Doc Starts with a D?
D: Yes, I that's true.
B: And True starts with a T?
D: Correct again.
E: And Correct! Did you know that starts with a C?
D: What's you're point?
B: Well, where we come from, this is small talk.

 

[Whatever]

Janice: Look what I've got! Christmas cookies!
Cookie Monster: Cookies! Yum! (gobbles them up)
Janice: Who was that straaange bluuuue creeeeatuuure?
Animal: That my kinda fella!

 

[Whatever]

Fozzie:I can see her now... Ma's all alone at the farmhouse, a little sad because she's all alone for the holidays.
Emily Bear: 15 minutes until the plane leaves for California! Wocka wocka!

Jim Henson: They're all having a good time. I like it when they have a good time. Now how about those dishes, Sprocket? I'll wash and you dry?

 

[HeraLirambar]

"I recognize Fozzie's weirdo friends!"
"Yeah, we're proud of it, too!"

 

[Whatever]

Fozzie: And here's the guy I owe it all to- my inspiration- the one who got me into show business- Kermit.
Emily Bear: Oh, yeah, the lizard!

 

[JamieDenny]

Just adore these,

*"wait a minute there she is"*

FLOYD " Yeah and she don't look bad...for a pig"

BOOBER "Frogs are highly noted germ carriers"
KERMIT "Actually we came down here to wish you all a Merry Christmas"

Fraggles " Oh thanks....errm whats Christmas"

JIM HENSON "Well they certainly seem to be having a good time, i like it when they have a good time."

 

[Manda:-D]

Jim Henson: They're all having a good time. I like it when they have a good time. Now how about those dishes, Sprocket? I'll wash and you dry?

I like that quote too, Whatver.

 

[MuppetDude]

DOC: (irritated) Excuse me, Mrs Bear; you promised me a nice, quiet Christmas!

MRS. BEAR: You think you're disappointed?! I just took three months of surfing lessons for zip!!


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ANIMAL (on phone): Hellohellohello! Gimmie presents!

MISS PIGGY (on the other end): Joyeux noel, Kermie!

ANIMAL: Oh....pig. (Slams the phone down)