That Announcer
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I've got another good one:
Murphy walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender, and begins to place an order. He said, "I'll have five boilermakers; ten pints of Guinness; four whiskey-and-waters; three shots of straight rum; and two glasses of Absolut Citron." The bartender obliges, and soon places his huge order before him. Murphy then proceeds to drink everything in three minutes flat. The bartender, amazed by this spectacle, said "Wow, I've never seen anyone drink that fast!" Murphy said, "You'd drink that fast too, if you had what I've got." The bartender said, "So what have you got?" Murphy said, "A dollar."![Smile :smile: :smile:](/forum/styles/muppetcentral/smilies/smile.gif)
Murphy walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender, and begins to place an order. He said, "I'll have five boilermakers; ten pints of Guinness; four whiskey-and-waters; three shots of straight rum; and two glasses of Absolut Citron." The bartender obliges, and soon places his huge order before him. Murphy then proceeds to drink everything in three minutes flat. The bartender, amazed by this spectacle, said "Wow, I've never seen anyone drink that fast!" Murphy said, "You'd drink that fast too, if you had what I've got." The bartender said, "So what have you got?" Murphy said, "A dollar."
![Smile :smile: :smile:](/forum/styles/muppetcentral/smilies/smile.gif)