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Okay here's a good one
Three people are discussing how they figure out how much money to donate to their churches. The first one says "I draw a circle on the ground. Then I throw my money up in the air. Whatever lands in the circle is God's the rest is mine." The next one says "I do basically the same thing only I say whatever lands outside the circle is God's." The third says, "I just throw my money up in the air and whatever God wants he keeps."
Three people are discussing how they figure out how much money to donate to their churches. The first one says "I draw a circle on the ground. Then I throw my money up in the air. Whatever lands in the circle is God's the rest is mine." The next one says "I do basically the same thing only I say whatever lands outside the circle is God's." The third says, "I just throw my money up in the air and whatever God wants he keeps."