Your Favorite Jokes

[Katzi428]

Why did the cowboy buy a dachsund?
He wanted to get a-long- little-doggie!











*running before tomatoes hit me!*

 

[abiraniriba]

Okay here's a good one

Three people are discussing how they figure out how much money to donate to their churches. The first one says "I draw a circle on the ground. Then I throw my money up in the air. Whatever lands in the circle is God's the rest is mine." The next one says "I do basically the same thing only I say whatever lands outside the circle is God's." The third says, "I just throw my money up in the air and whatever God wants he keeps."