You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[AnimatedC9000]

... if you get the suspicion that you're channeling two Muppet characters at the same time and they were both performed by the same Muppeteer. (Take my one post in "The Quote Thread". I think I was channeling Jim, 'cuz it ended up being like a mixture of what Cantus and Rowlf might say.)

 

[Ignorance]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if the only time you started a fistfight was when a friend called the Snowths 'mahna mahnas'.
You might be an obsessed muppet fan if the largest playlist on your mp3 player has 'Muppet' in the title.
You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you introduce yourself "Golden teeth and golden tones, welcome to my presence. I am, is, and be _____."

 

[ploobis]

If you know the differences between a Whatnot and an Anything Muppet.

If you can name more Muppet characters then your friends and family can.

If you can not go through Halloween Day without watching the Vincent Price and Alice Cooper episodes of TMS.

If you wish Wilkins Coffee was still in stores.

If you only feed your dog Purina Dog Chow.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

... if you know of some famous people that your own parents don't know about.

... if you're excited to find another Muppet fan at your school.

... if you plan to dress up as Zoot for Halloween.

 

[Ignorance]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you use muppet acronyms to your friends online...
"I can't believe you don't like TMS!"
"PMS? Why on earth would I like it?"

 

[theprawncracker]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you use muppet acronyms to your friends online...
"I can't believe you don't like TMS!"
"PMS? Why on earth would I like it?"

HAHAHA! That is BRILLIANT! Oh my goodness... I never caught the closeness of those two things before.

 

[ploobis]

If you can tell the differences between Rowlf and Dr. Teeth's voices!

If you introduced your grandparents to Geri & The Atrics!

If you wear a jacket that looks just like Scooter's jacket!

 

[Ignorance]

HAHAHA! That is BRILLIANT! Oh my goodness... I never caught the closeness of those two things before.

Haha yeah, and TTS [the tonight show] is like TSS. Weird.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

... if the only reason that you joined YouTube/MySpace was just so you can see how many Muppets would become your friends.

 

[CBPuppets]

If you make your own "What happens Next Machine"

If you compare the Muppets with Nintendo Characters.