You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[That Announcer]

....You have all of the films in order of release on your DVD stand *

Hey, that's me!

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan...

if you think cows say "Mwoo" instead of "Moooo."

if your watching soap operas and you wait for the announcer to say "Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr. Bob say..." or something to that effect.

if you can do the pigeon.

 

[That Announcer]

If you entitled your thesis "Surgery, Van Neuter Style"...

If your favorite song is "Monkeys in the Night"...

If you carry pocket explosives and wait for somebody to say "bang"...

If you had surgery done to elongate your nose to the shape of Beaker's...

 

[Beauregard]

...if you have ever written rather dishy Mental pictures of a muppeteer...

 

[foofoocakes]

How about if you have palisades figures on your desk
You taught your daughters mock swedish so that you can speak it while you prepare Thanksgiving dinner.
The first T.V. show you watched with your firstborn was The Muppet Show. (true)

 

[TogetherAgain]

...if you have ever written rather dishy Mental pictures of a muppeteer...

well on that note, you might be an obsessed muppet fan if you enjoy reading rather dishy mental pictures of a muppeteer.

Also, you might be an obsessed muppet fan if...

'ere the day you purchased it, you christened your guitar as your monophonic-symphony-six-string-orchestra.

when you get excited or when you introduce someone, you say their name and then wave your arms in the air while saying "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

you dance your cares away

you dance yourself to sleep

 

[That Announcer]

If you have coached yourself to laugh like Floyd, tell jokes like Fozzie, end sentences like Janice and hug like Sweetums...

 

[theprawncracker]

You might be an obsessed Muppet Fan if you can name every time some sort of Jim Henson creation is mentioned on Family Guy. *ME!!! *

 

[Katzi428]

I'm having a lot of fun with this. I might have to publish a book sometime soon!


If your science teacher ever said the word "phenomenal" and you led the class in a singalong...

If you've ever deliberately re-threaded the film in a theater projector just to say "Der feelm is Okee-Dookkee!"

Right now I'm sitting here laughing my head off at the above 2!!

 

[That Announcer]

Thank you! Hehehehehe....

If you put that little start up sound on your computer to "Hi ho!"...

If you considered taking Henson to court immediately upon seeing the animated Fraggle Rock...

If you've ever met Jerry Nelson and he was impressed by your Muppet voices...

If your favorite Muppet is the Anything Muppet that appeared in TMS...

If you didn't confuse Anything Muppet with Whatnot Muppet in my last joke...

If you went to a high school graduation and tapped everybody on the head with a hammer, and managed to get "Lady of Spain" out of this...