You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[TogetherAgain]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if
-you have at least one muppet movie memorized, beginning to end, word for word.
-the slightest connection prompts you to recite that (those) movie(s), beginning to end, word for word
-while reading something on this list that you don't do, you think "that looks fun" and/or "I should try that some time"
-you've discussed how life would be so much better if everyone was a muppet

(just feel like adding that this is the thread that finally convinced me to join MC. It's hilarious!)

 

[Erine81981]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if.....

-you wait for the mail to come for your muppet records, dolls, cd, videos etc.
-your singing a muppet song and people say "What in the world is that?"
-watched fraggle rock and made little nest in small trees to equal which fraggle lived where.
-you listen to mp3s or windows media player of muppets over and over and over and over because you have it set on repeat.
-(this one contains to the frist one) You spent your cheak from work on all sorts of muppet stuff from ebay.

 

[Whatever]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if.....
You know what FOMP and the BBB are.
You've fed cows pop-tarts because of the 60 second rebellion.
You call all chickens "Camilla."
You are exceedingly concerned that Prince Andrew is marrying "Camilla"- weren't any humans available?
You call pretty girls "Bug-faced baby-eating O'Brian."

 

[Whatever]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if.....
You think the phrase "Kermit's Swamp Years" is a disgusting swear word.

 

[Beauregard]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if.....
You think the phrase "Kermit's Swamp Years" is a disgusting swear word.

*applause*

 

[Harvey Towers]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if.....

You think the most interesting time and high point of any star's career is when they appeared on "The Muppet Show"

 

[Beauregard]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if.....

You think the most interesting time and high point of any star's career is when they appeared on "The Muppet Show"

Oh yeah!

You might be a Muppet fan if...

...you you ever wondered what someone reaction would be if you ran in with a tootoo on and said, "La, la, la, la, la, laaa! La, la! La! I should go change, ok."

 

[Harvey Towers]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

You regularly give out Pete's (MTM) philosphy on life to explain any situation.

Peoples is peoples!

 

[Beauregard]

You may be an obsessed Mupept fan...

...if you regularly used Pete's other line to people. "Dear bears, and chicken's and things"

 

[TogetherAgain]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...
- You call your bathtub "Rosie"
- You know how many cracks in the sidewalk from the corner to your home (fifty-eight, in my case...)
- You know at least one song for every letter of the alphabet
- while you think MWoO is a good excuse for a party, you will be duct taping everyone's mouths shut to make sure no one talks through it. (er... not that I will be, I mean... um...)