You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[TogetherAgain]

you might be an obsessed muppet fan if

you spend more and more time explaining to people that muppets are for adults too
You're counting the days to the MWoO airdate (ten days, people!)
you turn on a cooking show and wonder why the chef is speaking english and measuring things, and not throwing things in the air or using a shotgun......
you understand what the swedish chef is saying most of the time.
You cannot cook without speaking mock swedish.
(guess I got a little hung up on the swedish chef this time around)

 

[Frogster]

This is awesome!

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... when listening to your favorite Muppet songs, you envision you and your best friends singing it, instead.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... for each Muppet, you have one friend that reminds you of him or her.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... someone forgets to bring something, and you ask, "Did you leave them in your other pants?" in Dr. Teeth's voice.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... you have to take your pet to the vet, and you ask for Dr. Bob.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... you found out where the announcer's voice was coming from.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... you consider Lew Zealand's boomerang fish act inspiring.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... you're asked to do tech work for your college's play, and refer to yourself as Beauregard.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... you work out to have the body like Link.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... you buy a green jacket and a yellow undershirt to look like Scooter.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... you realized I just left one of Frank Oz's characters out.

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... the best music you've heard played on a piano was done by a dog.

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if... you realized I just left one of Frank Oz's characters out.

Okay. I don't get that one. I don't recall you mentioning Piggy or Fozzie or any of Frank's characters in your post, so how could you have left one out? Just curious.

 

[Manda:-D]

You might be an obsessed Muppet Fan if...

...You've attempted to style your hair like Red Fraggle
...You continually repeat, in the midst of some big event, "I got the paper towels!"
...You buy any Muppet shirt you an afford. Even if you don't like the character as much as you like others, even if you don't like the shirt itself...
...You refer to a Muppet as a "kindred spirit", and the more you think about it, the more you realize it's TRUE.
...You could write AT LEAST three paragraphs detaling just how you and this Muppet ARE, in fact, kindred spirits.
...You can do this mostly through the songs they have sung.
...If you ever dreamed you were a Muppeteer. (My brother, actually.)
You've had several Muppet dreams, many of which could just as well have been feature films.

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

You might be an obsessed Muppet Fan if...

You see the alphabet in a classroom and you're prompted to sing Big Bird's famous ABC-DEF-GHI song.
You can give the full names of many Muppets:
(Ex: Count von Count; Alysious Snuffleupagus; Pigathius Lee; Bernie Ladkrevitz or whatever)
If at a meeting you hear the phrase 'Movin' Right Along' and you're prompted to sing 'Movin' Right Along, Footloose and Fancy Free.'

 

[unclematt]

You might be an obsessed Muppet Fan if...

since you can remember you have had a recurring dream in which you are standing next to Barkley.

you cry when you hear "Saying Goodbye" from TMTM.

you tell people to watch out for the icy patch when they come to your house on Christmas.

 

[theprawncracker]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

You can name every Muppet action figure that Palisades Toys has released. (including exclusives, and variants)

You can recite the exact lyrics to every song in every Muppet Movie in chronological order.

If you wear Gonzo underwear.

Everytime something is about to start you peak your head into a room and say, "15 seconds to showtime Mr./Mrs./Ms...."

If you keep your Muppet action figures displayed in groups by their specific pupeteer.

If you are a member at Muppet Central Forum.

 

[TogetherAgain]

If you are a member at Muppet Central Forum.

I was wondering when someone would say that.

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you converse with rubber ducks, pigeons, and various other inanimate objects. But mostly rubber ducks.

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if the rubber ducks, pigeons, and various other inanimate objects actually talk back. Or at least you think they do.

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if lately you've been running around shouting "MWoO! MWoO! MWoO!"

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you're counting the days, hours, minutes and seconds to MWoO.

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you belong to or have ever joined a group of muppeteer-admirers.... (SWAEHB!)

 

[unclematt]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...
you were one of the people that helped name Muppet fans Muppites.

 

[That Announcer]

You might be an obsessed Muppet Fan if...

since you can remember you have had a recurring dream in which you are standing next to Barkley.

My uncle James, I swear to God.