You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

[Gonzo14]

If you know the difference between Fraggle and Frackle

 

[tutter_fan]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if..........


1. You do the batty bat
2. You're scared of "Nobody" who stars in a wierd number 10 clip, and you shiver at the thought of seeing his face, and hearing his voice
3. When you introduce your friends to someone and you end up yelling: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!" for some funny reason!
4. You can sound like kermit the frog
5. You kinda consider yourself to be like gonzo

 

[TogetherAgain]

(Have a feeling someone's posted this already, but considering there's already plenty of repeats in this thread...)

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you think of your more strict teachers as Sam the American Eagle.

 

[unclematt]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you cant fall asleep at night because it has been over a week since you visited Muppet Central.

 

[Javajunkiemom]

You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

You run up to people and say "Near" then run away, stop and say "Far" (We need a grover smilie)

(I have actually done this )

You have bought your best friend an undergarment set because it had Elmo on it.

You have any muppet likeness tatooed ANYWHERE on your person or have considered getting one......

Your almost 4 year old daughter belts out Manahmanah in random situations.

At 29 yo you still wear SS underwear and socks and are proud of it!!

You are still upset at yourself for not keeping your SS plushies from your childhood...

 

[unclematt]

There is nothing wrong with wearing SS underwear

 

[Gonzo14]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you try to remind little kids of the "pre-elmo" days of Sesame Street

 

[Fragglemuppet]

You might be an obsessed muppet fan if:
when someone says something you don't understand, you say,
Mee me mee meep meep?

This also works in Mock Sweedish, but Beakerese is my dialect of choice.

 

[Beauregard]

I ALWAYS say, "Ish Cung Vloo?" When I don't understand people, in a Swedish Chef accent.

 

[abiraniriba]

I did something like this once

I did something like this once. I called it "You know you're a Hensonian when..."
And here are my Top Ten (with a bonus one at the end)

10. You watch Sesame Street and you're 45 years old and have no kids.
9. You drink your coffee/tea out of a Kermit mug
8. You're at a fancy French restaurant and the waiter suggests frog's legs and all you can think of is hundreds of frogs with tiny little crutches.
7. Your husband calls you a pig and you say, "Thank vous."
6. Your wife calls you a frog and you say, "Thank you."
5. You know the difference between Steve Whitmire's Kermit and the original Jim Henson's
4. You have Jim's date of birth and death marked on your calendar
3. You know Dr. Teeth of the Electric Mayhem's full name (Dr. John (Don't Shoot The Piano Player) Teeth).
2. You find yourself whistling "The Rainbow Connection" on your commute to/from work.
1. Your wife calls you an animal during sex and you respond with "WOMAN! WOMAN!"

And the bonus one (drumroll please) If you've ever invited the muppets over to tea.