You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

unclematt

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thatannouncer said:
My uncle James, I swear to God.
You gotta be kidding. I have had the dream since I was like 4. As far back asI can remember.
 

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Oh no. He has actually had recurring dreams in which he was chased by Barkley- and I never lie.
 

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You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

You look through video stores for a copy of "The Muppets Go Hawaiin."

I believe this was a ficticious Muppet movie mentioned in a "Family Matters" episode. That one just popped into my head earlier today.
 

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...every time your cat comes in you sing "the cat came back".

...when you see fire, water, or a mountain you sing "turn the world around".

...when you see the sun your sing the Sesame Street theme.

...when in the vets office you make random jokes about the animals and things you see around.

...or you at least think of the Dr.Bob sketch.

...you dreams are always in muppets.

...you ever think about what you'd be like if you were a muppet.

...you ever wonder who is your muppeteer soulmate is.

...you have participated in this thread.

...you made boomerang fish that work.

...you have had Snuffleupagus as your imagenary friend to see how Big Bird felt.

...you got people to beleave Snuffleupagus was standing right beside you.
 

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you might be an obsessed muppet fan if

you've been told that you are going to marry a muppet.
your first thought upon hearing this was "as long as it's not kermit, because I wouldn't want to be in that situation with miss piggy...."
you actually started planning your wedding to a muppet

and yeah, that just happened to me a few hours ago. Poor Rowlf has no idea we're getting married. :sympathy:
 

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....you are counting the hours till Mwoo even though you won't be seeing it on first airing.
...you are counting the hours till the Augast release of Mwoo
...you know what Mwoo stands for,, and can't hear it without thinking "The rest are onyl Moos"
 

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I like the one about the 'Muppateer soulmate.' I'm wondering if I have a soulmate who's also a Muppet fan.
 

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...you burst out into song whenever anyone mentions the words rainbow, connection, moving, along, cabin, fever and so on so on!
 

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You might be an obbessed Muppet fan if...

... you go see Star Wars just to here Frank Oz's voice again.
 

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You might be an obsessed muppet fan if...

Your dream job includes holding your arm up in the air for hours on end.

when watching a muppet something, you talk to (and criticize) the muppeteers, by name... (Steve, your armrods are showing, Jim you're a little too high up, etc.)
 
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