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Chapter 15: They'll make each other happy
Lonnie sighed as she she tried to zip her dress up. After Piggy had invited her to be one of the brides maids, the clothes designer stressed over her size and measurings. The brown silk dress was off the shoulder type look with a tight fitting bodice and an open skirt. To tie it off (literally) was a pink satin bow around the waist. Finally getting the zipper up, Lonnie turned to look at herself in the floor length mirror. Not bad, she thought to herself.
"Bawk be-gawk." Camilla clucked kindly. Lonnie only gave her a blank stare.
"She says you look beautiful and Scooter is a lucky man." a raspy voice sounded behind Lonnie. Looking around, she found Gonzo standing in the door way looking sheepish. Camilla went over and pecked him on the cheek. Lonnie smiled warmly at the senior muppet. Janice, FooFoo, and Anni-Sue all gathered around the mirror fixing their makeup and hair/fur.
"Like, has anyone seen the main pig yet? Fur sure she'll be late at this rate, man." Janice asked sugarly. Lonnie also noticed that the person who was responsible for them all being here, was indeed missing.
"I'll go see if I can find her." Lonnie offered. Slipping out from the cramped room, she found Rizzo and Pepe sneeking a look into the ladies room.
"Looking for something, boys?" she asked mildly.
"Yeah, have you seen a ticket around here? Because you got fine written all over you!" Rizzo answered, looking at Lonnie's body appreciatvely. Lonnie squirmed, uncomfortable with the attention her dress brought her.
"Just move it along before FooFoo finds out."
Find out what?" a warm voice asked. Lonnie turned to find the white poodle herself in the doorway. As FooFoo's eyes fell on the two critter's tucked by the doorway, her eyes narrowed.
"You two better run because I'm in the mood for fishing and hunting some rat's and shrimp." Baring her teeth for effect helped. Both muppets turned tail and ran in the other direction.
"Hi am a King Prawn, hokay?" pepe called saucily over his shoulder.
"Shuddup, will you man?!" Rizzo snapped. Rolling her eyes, FooFoo barked effectively at the two scurrying figures. Running up the stairs in the opposite direction, Lonnie headed for Miss Piggy's room. As she neared the room, she heared muffled yells(Mostly from Piggy) coming from the room.
"Moi dosen't need you anymore! Vous can go play and fiddle with other girl's hearts and emotions, but not Moi's!"
"I came here to tell you I'm sorry. This is what I get for apologizing? Great treatement you people serve here!" Lonnie didn't recognise this male's voice as he ranted at the pig. Creeping closer, Lonnie saw a tall blond haired man facing away from her.
"What?! Well let me tell you! It's the same treatment you gave me! So-so go back to your little farm and perfect life! I will never love you! Never! I have a frog! Someone who actually cares for me and loves me for me!" Lonnie saw Piggy in a bath robe breathing heavily, her face was streaked with tear marks.
"So if vous will excuse moi," Piggy snapped pushing the man towards the door. "Moi has a wedding to prepare for!" Heaving the door open, Piggy saw Lonnie, who looked horrified at being caught eavesdropping, who then looked at Royce, who tipped his head at Lonnie and walked slowly down the hall. He stopped at the top of the stair case. Turning around, he looked squarely at Piggy.
"If you ever change your mind, you know where to find me." His voice was bitter and sad, but his eyes remained hopeful. Piggy only snorted and turned around.
"Fat chance of that!" she said shrilly. Royce looked heart broken and slumped over, heading down the stairs. Lonnie turned to find a tearful Piggy also sitting slumped on the bed. Walking cautiously over to the pig, Lonnie sat down and gently placed her hand on Piggy's shoulder.
"Miss Piggy?" she started. Piggy barely glanced at the young muppet. "I don't know anything about your past, or-or who that young man was, but what I do know is that it's time to put on makeup, it's time to light the lights. It's time to get ready, for your Christmas wedding tonight." Lonnie smiled softly at her lame joke, but even Piggy smiled a little. Carefully wlking towards her closet, she turned and looked at the young woman sitting on her bed.
"Will you help me get ready?" Piggy asked. There was no false joy, or snideness in her voice. Only innocence and expectancy. Smiling, Lonnie also stood up.
"Of course." she said readily. After Piggy washed and dressed in her under clothing, Lonnie helped her with the dress. After that, Lonnie then brought out Piggy's multiple hair and makeup boxes and kits. Some of the makeup she had never seen before, Piggy laughed at her child like curiosity and wonder at the different colors and shades of the lipstick and eye shadows. in the end, Piggy did most of her own makeup and hair, even re-doing Lonnie's own simple work on herself. Finally finished, both woman turned to Piggy's mirror and looked appreciatively at the themselves. Lonnie was starstruck at the way the different hairstyle and makeup made her look older and more... exotic! Heading towards the door, both woman walked down the stairs. Noticing the action, FooFoo whistled at the other bridesmaids to hurry and finish. Piling into the limo parked outside, all six women and Gonzo sat in the spacious car. Slowly, Piggy's hand started to shake, FooFoo wrapped her own paw around Piggy's gloved hand. She could connect with having wedding jitters. As they pulled up to the chapel, Piggy started to worry her lip, biting it hard. Stop it! She commanded silently. This is just like any other stage performance. You know your lines, you know the outcome, Vous is an actress! Although her face was replaced by a mask of calm, Piggy's knees still shook when thinking about what was to happen next. Rowlf took FooFoo's hand as they walked first, followed by Janice and Floyd, Link and Annie, Camilla and Gonzo, and lastly, Scooter and Lonnie. Giving Piggy a reasuring smile, Lonnie walked in time to the music with Scooter next to her.
"Mind if I give you away?" Royce's voice shook Piggy to the core. She opened her mouth to retort, but Royce's voice silenced her first.
"Missy, I know I wronged you, but in order for both of us to move on, I need to make sure that you are moving into good arms." He smiled warmly. "Besides," he said teasingly, his hand gesturing towards the open doors of the chapel. "Your audience awaits you." He offered his elbow, which Piggy took carefully. Though she would like to deny it, both Pig and man knew she needed the support. Finally standing at the altar, Piggy turned and gave Royce a long look. Nodding slightly, he in turn bent and kissed Piigy's cheek and hand. Nodding to a confused Kermit, he turned and sat down. Facing the preacher, both pig and frog gulped, it was time.
"Do you, Kermit, take Miss Piggy to be your lawfully wedded wife? To hold and charish through out life, as long as you both shall live?" The Preacher's voice held a heavy Australian accent. Looking at the Pastor and finally at Piggy, Kermit said his vows.
"
I Kermit, take you Miss Piggy, to be my wedded wife. To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness or in health, to love and to cherish 'till death do us part. And hereto I pledge you my faithfulness."
Kermit smiled, his eyes brimming with love and joy.
"Do you, Piggy, take Mr. Kermit the Frog, to be your lawfully wedded husband? To love and care for, as long as you both shall live?" The Pastor's voice shook Piggy out of her dream state.
"I, Miss Piggy, take you Kermit, to be my wedded husband. To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, 'till death do us part. And hereto I pledge you my faithfulness." Piggy had practiced these lines over and over in front of her mirror at home. Now that they were out Piggy felt at peace.
"May I please have the ring?" The pastor asked solemnly. Robin stepped forward, both Kermit's and Piggy's ring sat untouched on the green velvet pillow. Taking both wedding bands into his hands, the pastor showed both to the crowd. Taking Piggy's, he put it into Kermit's hand, then reaching over, he placed Kermit's into Piggy's satined gloved hand. Turning to Piggy, Kermit inhaled deeply and gave Piggy a lopsided smile. Turning to the crowd, he chuckled.
"Guess I better give her the ring." The audience laughed good naturedly. Piggy just shook her head amusedly. Taking her left hand, Kermit placed the ring on her hand. Piggy gasped. The band was gold with a gold rose on top. In the center of the rose was a mildly large diamond.
"Oh Kermie." She whispered delightedly. Lifting his own ring, she placed his wedding band on his finger. She noticed that etchedin the metal were the words: Forever and Always. Smiling, she looked deep into Kermit's bulbous eyes, his own were glistening with the same feeling.
"By the power vested in me, " The voice shook both Piggy and Kermit out of their moment. "I now pronounce you Husband and Wife!" Looking at the two happy muppets, the pastor smiled.
"You may now kiss the bride." Looking at Piggy, Kermit felt weightless. Leaning in slowly, he winked towards the audience. Smiling mischievously at Piggy, he swept her off her feet and kissed her passionately for a long time. The crowd erupted into cheers and clapping, even some good natured dog whistling could be heard. Finally breaking apart, both Piggy and Kermit stared at each other.
"Talk about sealed with a kiss." Danny joked to Lucy, Robin only made a face.
"All I know is I am never gonna kiss a girl like that!" Robin exclaimed to his parents. They only laughed.
Lonnie sighed as she she tried to zip her dress up. After Piggy had invited her to be one of the brides maids, the clothes designer stressed over her size and measurings. The brown silk dress was off the shoulder type look with a tight fitting bodice and an open skirt. To tie it off (literally) was a pink satin bow around the waist. Finally getting the zipper up, Lonnie turned to look at herself in the floor length mirror. Not bad, she thought to herself.
"Bawk be-gawk." Camilla clucked kindly. Lonnie only gave her a blank stare.
"She says you look beautiful and Scooter is a lucky man." a raspy voice sounded behind Lonnie. Looking around, she found Gonzo standing in the door way looking sheepish. Camilla went over and pecked him on the cheek. Lonnie smiled warmly at the senior muppet. Janice, FooFoo, and Anni-Sue all gathered around the mirror fixing their makeup and hair/fur.
"Like, has anyone seen the main pig yet? Fur sure she'll be late at this rate, man." Janice asked sugarly. Lonnie also noticed that the person who was responsible for them all being here, was indeed missing.
"I'll go see if I can find her." Lonnie offered. Slipping out from the cramped room, she found Rizzo and Pepe sneeking a look into the ladies room.
"Looking for something, boys?" she asked mildly.
"Yeah, have you seen a ticket around here? Because you got fine written all over you!" Rizzo answered, looking at Lonnie's body appreciatvely. Lonnie squirmed, uncomfortable with the attention her dress brought her.
"Just move it along before FooFoo finds out."
Find out what?" a warm voice asked. Lonnie turned to find the white poodle herself in the doorway. As FooFoo's eyes fell on the two critter's tucked by the doorway, her eyes narrowed.
"You two better run because I'm in the mood for fishing and hunting some rat's and shrimp." Baring her teeth for effect helped. Both muppets turned tail and ran in the other direction.
"Hi am a King Prawn, hokay?" pepe called saucily over his shoulder.
"Shuddup, will you man?!" Rizzo snapped. Rolling her eyes, FooFoo barked effectively at the two scurrying figures. Running up the stairs in the opposite direction, Lonnie headed for Miss Piggy's room. As she neared the room, she heared muffled yells(Mostly from Piggy) coming from the room.
"Moi dosen't need you anymore! Vous can go play and fiddle with other girl's hearts and emotions, but not Moi's!"
"I came here to tell you I'm sorry. This is what I get for apologizing? Great treatement you people serve here!" Lonnie didn't recognise this male's voice as he ranted at the pig. Creeping closer, Lonnie saw a tall blond haired man facing away from her.
"What?! Well let me tell you! It's the same treatment you gave me! So-so go back to your little farm and perfect life! I will never love you! Never! I have a frog! Someone who actually cares for me and loves me for me!" Lonnie saw Piggy in a bath robe breathing heavily, her face was streaked with tear marks.
"So if vous will excuse moi," Piggy snapped pushing the man towards the door. "Moi has a wedding to prepare for!" Heaving the door open, Piggy saw Lonnie, who looked horrified at being caught eavesdropping, who then looked at Royce, who tipped his head at Lonnie and walked slowly down the hall. He stopped at the top of the stair case. Turning around, he looked squarely at Piggy.
"If you ever change your mind, you know where to find me." His voice was bitter and sad, but his eyes remained hopeful. Piggy only snorted and turned around.
"Fat chance of that!" she said shrilly. Royce looked heart broken and slumped over, heading down the stairs. Lonnie turned to find a tearful Piggy also sitting slumped on the bed. Walking cautiously over to the pig, Lonnie sat down and gently placed her hand on Piggy's shoulder.
"Miss Piggy?" she started. Piggy barely glanced at the young muppet. "I don't know anything about your past, or-or who that young man was, but what I do know is that it's time to put on makeup, it's time to light the lights. It's time to get ready, for your Christmas wedding tonight." Lonnie smiled softly at her lame joke, but even Piggy smiled a little. Carefully wlking towards her closet, she turned and looked at the young woman sitting on her bed.
"Will you help me get ready?" Piggy asked. There was no false joy, or snideness in her voice. Only innocence and expectancy. Smiling, Lonnie also stood up.
"Of course." she said readily. After Piggy washed and dressed in her under clothing, Lonnie helped her with the dress. After that, Lonnie then brought out Piggy's multiple hair and makeup boxes and kits. Some of the makeup she had never seen before, Piggy laughed at her child like curiosity and wonder at the different colors and shades of the lipstick and eye shadows. in the end, Piggy did most of her own makeup and hair, even re-doing Lonnie's own simple work on herself. Finally finished, both woman turned to Piggy's mirror and looked appreciatively at the themselves. Lonnie was starstruck at the way the different hairstyle and makeup made her look older and more... exotic! Heading towards the door, both woman walked down the stairs. Noticing the action, FooFoo whistled at the other bridesmaids to hurry and finish. Piling into the limo parked outside, all six women and Gonzo sat in the spacious car. Slowly, Piggy's hand started to shake, FooFoo wrapped her own paw around Piggy's gloved hand. She could connect with having wedding jitters. As they pulled up to the chapel, Piggy started to worry her lip, biting it hard. Stop it! She commanded silently. This is just like any other stage performance. You know your lines, you know the outcome, Vous is an actress! Although her face was replaced by a mask of calm, Piggy's knees still shook when thinking about what was to happen next. Rowlf took FooFoo's hand as they walked first, followed by Janice and Floyd, Link and Annie, Camilla and Gonzo, and lastly, Scooter and Lonnie. Giving Piggy a reasuring smile, Lonnie walked in time to the music with Scooter next to her.
"Mind if I give you away?" Royce's voice shook Piggy to the core. She opened her mouth to retort, but Royce's voice silenced her first.
"Missy, I know I wronged you, but in order for both of us to move on, I need to make sure that you are moving into good arms." He smiled warmly. "Besides," he said teasingly, his hand gesturing towards the open doors of the chapel. "Your audience awaits you." He offered his elbow, which Piggy took carefully. Though she would like to deny it, both Pig and man knew she needed the support. Finally standing at the altar, Piggy turned and gave Royce a long look. Nodding slightly, he in turn bent and kissed Piigy's cheek and hand. Nodding to a confused Kermit, he turned and sat down. Facing the preacher, both pig and frog gulped, it was time.
"Do you, Kermit, take Miss Piggy to be your lawfully wedded wife? To hold and charish through out life, as long as you both shall live?" The Preacher's voice held a heavy Australian accent. Looking at the Pastor and finally at Piggy, Kermit said his vows.
"
I Kermit, take you Miss Piggy, to be my wedded wife. To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness or in health, to love and to cherish 'till death do us part. And hereto I pledge you my faithfulness."
Kermit smiled, his eyes brimming with love and joy.
"Do you, Piggy, take Mr. Kermit the Frog, to be your lawfully wedded husband? To love and care for, as long as you both shall live?" The Pastor's voice shook Piggy out of her dream state.
"I, Miss Piggy, take you Kermit, to be my wedded husband. To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, 'till death do us part. And hereto I pledge you my faithfulness." Piggy had practiced these lines over and over in front of her mirror at home. Now that they were out Piggy felt at peace.
"May I please have the ring?" The pastor asked solemnly. Robin stepped forward, both Kermit's and Piggy's ring sat untouched on the green velvet pillow. Taking both wedding bands into his hands, the pastor showed both to the crowd. Taking Piggy's, he put it into Kermit's hand, then reaching over, he placed Kermit's into Piggy's satined gloved hand. Turning to Piggy, Kermit inhaled deeply and gave Piggy a lopsided smile. Turning to the crowd, he chuckled.
"Guess I better give her the ring." The audience laughed good naturedly. Piggy just shook her head amusedly. Taking her left hand, Kermit placed the ring on her hand. Piggy gasped. The band was gold with a gold rose on top. In the center of the rose was a mildly large diamond.
"Oh Kermie." She whispered delightedly. Lifting his own ring, she placed his wedding band on his finger. She noticed that etchedin the metal were the words: Forever and Always. Smiling, she looked deep into Kermit's bulbous eyes, his own were glistening with the same feeling.
"By the power vested in me, " The voice shook both Piggy and Kermit out of their moment. "I now pronounce you Husband and Wife!" Looking at the two happy muppets, the pastor smiled.
"You may now kiss the bride." Looking at Piggy, Kermit felt weightless. Leaning in slowly, he winked towards the audience. Smiling mischievously at Piggy, he swept her off her feet and kissed her passionately for a long time. The crowd erupted into cheers and clapping, even some good natured dog whistling could be heard. Finally breaking apart, both Piggy and Kermit stared at each other.
"Talk about sealed with a kiss." Danny joked to Lucy, Robin only made a face.
"All I know is I am never gonna kiss a girl like that!" Robin exclaimed to his parents. They only laughed.
xXx
Piggy and Kermit piled into a different car after both the wedding and reception.
"Ready for our honeymoon?" Kermit asked as they pulled away from cheering friends and family. Piggy smiled and looked at her husband.
"Yes, but who says we have to wait 'till the honeymoon to start?" She said cheekily, launching herself at ther newly wed frog.
Well the end has come my friends! I had a lot of fun writing this, and if I get atleast 4 reviews for this chapter, I'll add a special New Years epilogue! So do this tired Fig a favor, Review?
And hey, Pepe and Rizzo? HHII-YAAH!!! Nuf' said. Royce and Piggy? Unexpected and unsettling, I like! I had a little inkling of an idea about a fan-fic concerning a certain pig and her beginnings...maybe more of a short story, we'll see. Anyway, hold that juicy thought! The wedding...and her and Kermie....well, for now we'll just leave it at: SSQQQQUUUUUEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
