...um... It was just... I got a puppy!!

[Vibs]

*cough*

KA: *sigh* Let me explain, J/k....it IS world (America, England, etc) not Famous....I mean, no one's going to ask it for autographes, right?

Why do I always end up confusing myself....

J/K (The Joke Killar - My alter ego!):
Now, "dahlin" I said: You are sure you don't mean, "WORLD" instead of "Famous"!! So what you just said didn't make much sense... Well actually none of what you say makes much sense...

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Congradulations on the new little baby! So, how much stuff has she eaten so far?

 

[Vibs]

She has eaten one dogfood, two dogfood, three dogfood - an hour later - more dogfood...um... my dad's slipper (left! Or was it right? One of them anyway!!), a catpooh, a stone, grass, wouldn't suprise me if she ate a spider, she nearly ate my mouse (computer), a couple of pencils and she came a little too close to my fingerpuppet that I bought in Paris and that is really cute - anyway. That's just about it. Tune in next week, and listen to another "What Has Jaz Been Eating The Last Few Days".

*Runs out of room* WHere is my little sweetie-tweetie-weetie little puppy-luppy-tuppy? Your own owne-lowner wanna give you a huggie-luggie and perhapsey a nicey kissey on your nosey-losey!!

Puppy: *Runs for the hills*

 

[Beauregard]

Why do I always end up confusing myself....

J/K (The Joke Killar - My alter ego!):
Now, "dahlin" I said: You are sure you don't mean, "WORLD" instead of "Famous"!! So what you just said didn't make much sense... Well actually none of what you say makes much sense...

*cough* Your dog is "world" since he is known in all those places, but famous? Not quite, dahlin.

Ach, fuggedabudid

 

[Vibs]

...um.... I .... erh... still don't get it...

... And by the way it's a she!!

... Boy am I annoying...?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Don't worry about it, my dog's almost eight years old and I'm still correcting people on her gender. Why do people always assume that dogs are boys? I don't get it. What I really wonder about is when I'm walking her right after she comes home from the groomer, so she has a big pink bow on her, and people come up and say "What's HIS name?" <shakes head> People are so weird sometimes.

Me, I'm weird all the time, but that's another story.

 

[Beauregard]

And cats, cats are definatly Shes.

Cats = she
Dogs = he

 

[TogetherAgain]

Even with a pink bow?