The... -wait fer it-... "What made you laugh today?" Thread

[tutter_fan]

I have a friend who owns a beautiful orange cat named Goldie, and Goldie is in love with me to the point where she's literally rubbed against my shoes. She has quite a sweet, friendly meow, (actually more like a chirp), and she loves to rub my face. She makes me laugh whenever I see her. She's a pretty cat, and I'm so glad I live close to her.

 

[Luke kun]

Something really weird happened to me today. Some old guy in my neighborhood who was going door to door was holding out a piece of paper for me to take. The guy seemed a bit odd, maybe a little drunk. But he really caught me off guard when he suddenly asked me "Do you have a bi**?" . And I was like "What the what?!?" and than he says "Y'know, like a dog". I simply told him no and he just walked away with his piece of paper without saying a word.

"Does she look like a bi**?"

 

[D'Snowth]

http://www.theshovel.com.au/2016/11...2-denies-facebook-has-problem-with-fake-news/

 

[Flaky Pudding]

My uncle was watching South Park earlier and it showed a kid who ticked off his teacher and then he pulled his pants down and pooped in the middle of class. My aunt started cringing really bad and the Happy Tree Friends/Family Guy lover in me laughed SO hard. Later in the episode, the same kid spelled out words in poop all over the wall in school and I was just dying of laughter probably making my aunt and uncle question my mental health. Just kidding, LOL!

 

[Flaky Pudding]

I have a friend who owns a beautiful orange cat named Goldie, and Goldie is in love with me to the point where she's literally rubbed against my shoes. She has quite a sweet, friendly meow, (actually more like a chirp), and she loves to rub my face. She makes me laugh whenever I see her. She's a pretty cat, and I'm so glad I live close to her.

Have you ever seen the cartoon Doodle Toons on YouTube? It has an extremely cute, sweet little yellow cat named Goldie in it as well. The cartoon Goldie seems like this kitty in cartoon form, maybe you could show this show to your friend and share a laugh over it.

 

[D'Snowth]

It's been years since they surfaced on the internet, but Davo just recently did this hilarious pic of art illustrating those "real" Muppet puppets that Jim Hanson and Fronk Oz actually used on SST:

 

[Flaky Pudding]

The newest Epic Rap Battles of History, especially because I've always liked Pokemon since I was little
WARNING! Some language

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Me and my cousin's girlfriend did the Beanboozled challenge in which you have to eat jellybeans with disgusting flavors like vomit, booger, and moldy cheese. She ate a dead fish one and had to quit, but her reaction was so funny, LOL!

 

[scooterfan360]

my family's attempt at the mannequin challenge.

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Me and my cousin's girlfriend did the Beanboozled challenge in which you have to eat jellybeans with disgusting flavors like vomit, booger, and moldy cheese. She ate a dead fish one and had to quit, but her reaction was so funny, LOL!

I heard a mother and daughter talking about Beanboozled today when I went Black Friday shopping with my parents.