Something really weird happened to me today. Some old guy in my neighborhood who was going door to door was holding out a piece of paper for me to take. The guy seemed a bit odd, maybe a little drunk. But he really caught me off guard when he suddenly asked me
"Do you have a bi**?" . And I was like "What the what?!?" and than he says
"Y'know, like a dog". I simply told him no and he just walked away with his piece of paper without saying a word.