The... -wait fer it-... "What made you laugh today?" Thread

[Flaky Pudding]

Am I going to the bad place for laughing at every one of these jokes? The first one isn't from Family Guy, btw:

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

The SCTV page of Muppet Wiki.

 

[tutter_fan]

I have one word for you: "flappenjacken"

 

[Flaky Pudding]

The fact that they use the word "melonfarmer" to bleep out a certain cuss word on TV. They only do it on a few channels (mostly movies) but to hear a guy say,
"YOU MELONFARMER!" when you know he's gonna say the real thing because you've seen the movie before is a hilarious experience!

 

[D'Snowth]

When I logged into YouTube just a little while ago, I saw a thumbnail for a new upload from SNL: yet another cold open with Alec Baldwin as Trump, this time over the press conference he gave earlier this week.

I laughed so hard, because I didn't even have to watch the video to know what probably happened as a result of this: Trump himself, more than likely, immediately flocked to Twitter to launch into yet another rant about how Alec Baldwin inaccurately portrays him, and how SNL is a bad show full of immature liberal snowflakes.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

WARNING! Uncensored

 

[Flaky Pudding]

This Epic Rap Battles parody I wrote:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOON HISTORY!
Brian the Dog vs. Giggles the Chipmunk

BEGIN!

I am the biggest star of Adobe Flash,
All you do is expell gas from your ***,
Your show is nothing but dumb poop jokes,
Your only viewers like to smoke dope,
You are the dumbest dog I've seen,
You've met Jesus yet you still don't believe,
You're the most annoying character since Fred,
Seth MacFarlane should've left you dead.

I may have died and that was sad,
But at least I only died once?
Aren't you glad?
You die practically every time you appear,
What are you Kenny?
Yet your happy with cheer?
Your show is nothing but blood and gore,
You kill all the viewers that you bore,
You've dated every male on the show,
You're a **** and Cuddles doesn't know.
I know that my jokes may often too far,
But ****, I don't know what kind of animal you are.

At least I'm a chipmunk and that's believable,
Not your sad excuse for a cartoon beagle,
You have the nerve to call me a ****?
You've dated every girl in Quahog once,
You never pay attention to your human son,
Promoting bestiality? Ain't that fun?
You already got cancelled off Fox one time,
Can you come with a better scheme of rhyme?
You're 80s references are outdated,
Robot Chicken's done it for ages,
You parodied Star Wars 3 times in a row,
Robot Chicken also did it better, you know,
All you are is a Seth Green wannabee,
So go play with dolls and put in on TV.

You think you would like my show?
You're name is Giggles,
Anything's funny, you know?
We tackle every subject with no restraint,
Unlike the bloody, gory pictures you paint,
You have nothing outside of your blood and gore,
Watching it over and over makes your viewers snore,
I produce high quality jokes for everyone,
You're violent crap isn't even fun,
If you want something gory like that,
Why don't you go and play Mortal Kombat?

Brian is lyin'
My show's not just gory,
At least I produce an actual story,
You do nothing but cutaways,
That you sit there and laugh about for days and days,
One problem?
That crap ain't funny,
I'm gory,
You guys killed Bugs Bunny,
In a very bloody fashion,
So quit your bashing,
As Giggles goes flashing.
Who won? Who's next? You decide! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Something I wrote for the fun of it....

Sh#t 2000s Kids Say.....

1. Jackie Chan isn't just a cartoon character?
2. Are you saying that the song I'm a Believer is from The Monkees and not Shrek?
3. Adam West is not Batman, he's the mayor from Family Guy, HELLO!
4. Our whole family believes in the Easter Bunny, he died for our sins in that helicopter crash (Family Guy reference).
5. I stole a balloon on free balloon day, YOLO!
6. Charlie, come to candy mountain with us Charlie!
7. School is pointless now that we have Wikipedia and Google. Welcome to the 21st century, MOM!
8. I'm still waiting for my ticket to Hogwarts.
9. I like chocolate milk.
10. Man, I'd totally go for a spaghetti taco right now.
11. No Mom, I'm not addicted to Percy Jackson *picks up Percy Jackson book and reads it*
12. Michael Jackson is black?
13. Let's make some pizza rolls and watch Ed Ed n Eddy tonight.
14. I remember Miley Cyrus before she went crazy.
15. I bought a pizza once and the box said "9/11 never forget,", but you know what they did forget? My bread sticks.
16. Jar-Jar Binks is awesome *every other Star Wars fan in the room gives you a dirty look*
17. Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does.
18. Elmo, Spongebob, and Monsters Inc. were the sh#t when I was younger.
19. Have you seen that new sneezing panda video? It's hilarious!
20. Canadians are weird!
21. DINKLEBERG!
22. FAIRY GOD PARENTS!
23. Britney Spears should totally be in Smash Bros.
24. *watching Happy Tree Friends* Oh my God, they killed Cuddles again, those ********!
25. Screw that 90s kid crap, 2000s is where it's at even though I'm still a kid and the decade only ended 8 years ago.
26. My name is Austin Danger Powers.
27. The Cleveland Show? Don't you mean black Family Guy?

 

[Flaky Pudding]

My aunt has the same birthday as Oscar the Grouch.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

My mom and I were talking about the crushes I had when I was younger and she said,
"You had a thing for Brushy didn't you?". My mouth dropped wide opened and I asked her,
"How did you know?" she said,
"I'm your mom, I know stuff!". That cracked me up because it sounded like something that Linda from Bob's Burgers would say.

This is Brushy, if you're wondering who the heck I'm talking about, btw!