The new What Made You Smile Today thread

[Cookie3001]

I messed with a guy pulling a scam once. He kept saying "I need to fix your computer". I know that it is dangerous to mess with a scam guy but it was fun while it lasted. I was talking in the voice of Winnie the Pooh and every time he said that I would say (in Pooh's voice) "I don't really know what a computer is, I'm a bear of very little brain so lots of things are new to me" and he kept pausing almost as if he was reading a script and then he changed the subject and said he needed to fix the phone so I said "I don't use what you call a phone, when I talk to people like you I just use a very loud funnel that Christopher Robin gave me" then the man started yelling and saying I wasn't taking him seriously so I said "I try to take things seriously but I am a bear of very little brain so I sometimes I don't" and that's when he hung up

 

[Blue Frackle]

That is true, and I haven't had any telemarketers for a long time. But back in the early 200s, it was great sport to have a telemarketer hang up on you and reconsider his career options.

The early 200s? Man, you are old fuzzygobo!

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

I might be getting a new iPhone for Christmas!

 

[LittleJerry92]

What kind you looking into?

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

I'm not sure yet. Maybe an iPhone 8 or something.

If I do get my new phone though, my mom is going to be taking my old one and will be using that instead of her flip phone.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Oof, definitely could use an upgrade there.

 

[fuzzygobo]

The early 200s? Man, you are old fuzzygobo!

I know, I'm old as dirt.

 

[D'Snowth]

You're so old that when you were a kid, the Dead Sea was only Sick.

(A joke stolen from my old man)

 

[fuzzygobo]

You're so old that when you were a kid, the Dead Sea was only Sick.

(A joke stolen from my old man)

I'm so old I fart dust.

 

[Cookie3001]

stop me if you have heard this one before, you are so old the Flintstone Kids asked if they could interview you for a history project