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Cookie3001

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I messed with a guy pulling a scam once. He kept saying "I need to fix your computer". I know that it is dangerous to mess with a scam guy but it was fun while it lasted. I was talking in the voice of Winnie the Pooh and every time he said that I would say (in Pooh's voice) "I don't really know what a computer is, I'm a bear of very little brain so lots of things are new to me" and he kept pausing almost as if he was reading a script and then he changed the subject and said he needed to fix the phone so I said "I don't use what you call a phone, when I talk to people like you I just use a very loud funnel that Christopher Robin gave me" then the man started yelling and saying I wasn't taking him seriously so I said "I try to take things seriously but I am a bear of very little brain so I sometimes I don't" and that's when he hung up
 

MikaelaMuppet

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I'm not sure yet. Maybe an iPhone 8 or something.

If I do get my new phone though, my mom is going to be taking my old one and will be using that instead of her flip phone.
 

Cookie3001

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stop me if you have heard this one before, you are so old the Flintstone Kids asked if they could interview you for a history project
 
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