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"I'd suck Bobby Mcferrin's toes in Don't Worry, Be Happy" -yours truly

This is me being satirical before anyone thinks I'm being serious.
 

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Ezekiel: We should hit the winner's compartment, eh? Cause I ain't NEVER gonna sit back here! Huh, NEVER!
Noah: Is "never" your policy on mouthwash too, home-school?
 

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"Whaddya say!?" ~ Whatdoyousay Bird

"Fer cryin' out loud!!!" ~ Forcryingoutloud Bird

"Oh boy! Oh boy!" ~ Ohboy Bird

"Ohhh . . . really." ~ Ohreally Bird

"You know. You know." ~ Youknow Bird

"RIGHT ON RIGHT ON!!!" ~ Righton Bird
 

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Sam the Eagle: That does it! I am leaving! (walks away, but then stops and turns around) Well? Don't you have anything to say before I go?
Floyd Pepper: Yeah! On your way out, can you empty the garbage?

The Muppet Show, Episode 312: James Coco
 

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Cyborg: Green Undies? And Elf Boots?

Beast Boy:
You Killed a Christmas Elf and Stuffed his body into that box! That's cold!

Robin: Don't be ridiculous

Cyborg: Yeah Beastie, obviously Robin Didn't kill a Christmas elf. He's just hiding the fact that he used to be a Christmas Elf!

Raven: Is it super cold at the north pole?

Starfire: Did the Santa Claw receive my letter?

Robin: I AM NOT AN ELF!!!

--Teen Titans Go! Episode: Garage Sale--
 

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Miss Piggy: How should I know what 'Cuanto Le Gusta' means?

The Muppet Show, Episode 210: George Burns
 
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