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Schemer: *after falling into a kiddie pool from being tricked by his newphew Schemee that his coin changer is in it* Now I gotta go home and get my mommy to help change.
 
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Mr. Conductor: The inside of the switch house. What else would I see? Well done, lad. What's your name?
Matt: Mat--Matthew--M-- Matt!
Mr. Conductor: Or is it Matthew-Matt-Matthew? And you may call me Mr. Conductor. Well, you're a good worker. You know who'd like you? My friend Thomas.
Matt: Thomas lives in there with you?
Mr. Conductor: Dear me, no! Thomas is a steam engine, and he lives on the Island of Sodor. You are interested in trains, aren't you?
Matt: Yes, sir.
Mr. Conductor: Splendid. Then I'll tell you a story about my friend Thomas. You do like stories, don't you?
Matt: Oh, yeah.
Mr. Conductor: Very well. But first, I have to find my whistle.
[he looks in his pockets for his whistle and finds it]
Mr. Conductor: Ah! Here we go!
[he blows his whistle and the first story begins]
 
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For any vets on here who need a good laugh:

"Whatever." - Mike Bennedict
 
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As long as we are engaged in storytelling that moves the culture forward, it doesn't matter what format it is.

- Levar Burton
 
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Kevin Clash: I was thrown Elmo, I was given Elmo.
Joey Mazzarino: Don't give it away, it's in the movie!
Kevin: Yeah, it's in the movie, I'm sorry.
Matt Vogel: Spoiler alert!
Joey: No, go ahead and tell them. Save them 5 bucks.
Matt: 5 dollars?
Joey: 15 dollars worth is 1983. (they laugh) The last time I was at the movies! How much does it cost now everyone to go to the movies? The last thing I saw was that American Gigolo. It was awesome, I love that young Richard Gere, he's lovely! Sorry.
Matt: But back to creating a character!
Kevin: Yes. We - well, JOEY digressed.
 
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Me: YOU GOT A YIELD SIGN!

*happened today when I was in my friend Jeff's car and there was a car pretty close to hitting my side.

I do commonly say this driving alot also.
 
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