The New New Quote Thread

[ConsummateVs]

"BlakeConor14, you wanna chop my balls?
I'll take yours out too!
Hang em on my walls
And maybe YOU!
I'm not a Sesame brat! I'm a Sesame fan!
Since yall don't wanna chat! I should have yall ban!
You bunch of selfish rats!
I don't use Autism to get any of that! (Sesame episodes)
Fact is yall can't handle the truth of Schfifty the cowardly cat!
Who wears luxuriating hats!
Take naps on a mat!
Swing all of you with my bats!
Since the majority of you are so fat!
Like to listen to BS about *** for tat!
Lets face it; Yall are faded!
Outdated, deflated and constipated!
If I had to rate it: Hate it!
Translated: Yall AIN'T IT!
I don't give a F***!
What yall say!
Cuz yall suck!
Like sitting ducks!
Who run out of luck!
With little to no bucks!
Back to BlakeConor14!
I get laid homie!
You probably said that!
Cuz YOU ARE LONELY!
Admit it! My rhymes was dope!
Like hanging onto rope!"

- Patrick Star

 

[D'Snowth]

DOUBLE D: And, what scam would you be talking about? Would you care to elucidate?
EDDY: Uh, not in front of you, that's for sure!

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

From Naruto:

*When talking to Sai about saving Sasuke from Orochimaru*
"I don't care who I have to fight!
If he rips my arms out, I'll kick him to death!
If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death!
If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death!
And if he gouges out my eyes, I'll curse him from the grave!
Even If i'm torn to shreds, I'm taking Sasuke back from Orochimaru!"

 

[D'Snowth]

JERRY: This woman's incredible, she's just like me! She talks like me! She acts like me! We even have the same initials! Wait a second, I just realized what's going on - now I know what I've been looking for all these years . . . myself! I've been waiting for me to come along! And now I've swept myself off my feet!
KRAMER: . . . Will you stop it, man?! You're freakin' me out!!!

 

[ConsummateVs]

From Naruto:

*When talking to Sai about saving Sasuke from Orochimaru*
"I don't care who I have to fight!
If he rips my arms out, I'll kick him to death!
If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death!
If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death!
And if he gouges out my eyes, I'll curse him from the grave!
Even If i'm torn to shreds, I'm taking Sasuke back from Orochimaru!"

Wait, you watch Naruto?
(I don't, I'm just curious.)

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Wait, you watch Naruto?
(I don't, I'm just curious.)

No. It’s just a quote from the anime.

 

[LittleJerry92]

Wait, you watch Naruto?
(I don't, I'm just curious.)

Easily enough, that was also going on in my head.

(On another note, if you're ever up to watching it, I easily reccomend it if you can tolerate the fillers).

 

[LittleJerry92]

Big Servo: SERVO KILL MOVIE SIGN!!!!

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Easily enough, that was also going on in my head.

(On another note, if you're ever up to watching it, I easily reccomend it if you can tolerate the fillers).

Maybe I'll give the show a try one of these days.

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

"Racism is so American, that when we protest racism, some assume we are protesting America."