The New New Quote Thread

[Froggy Fool]

My favorite aspect of it is the VCR question, because I once took a questionaire on the internet like ten years ago; it was a multiple choice questionaire, and one of the questions was "Have you ever taken a VCR apart to figure out how it works?" One of the multiple-choice answers was, "Yes, and now it doesn't." No foolin'.

Wow, that's hilarious!

 

[LittleJerry92]

There's this quiz which asks you if you are an audiophile or not and one of the questions was "Do you sing the THX sound in the shower?"

VvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

VvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

There's other quotes from the same quiz if you want me to post those.

 

[antsamthompson9]

Steve Swanson: We kinda have some fun where we talk about Matt Vogel, and he's a hugely talented performer. No joke about that, he's incredible. But he also performs so many characters, and we might have remarked once or twice that the new Kermit sounds a little sleepy, I'm just gonna say, he could use a nap. And I think we say that because Matt performs so many characters that he never gets to sleep. So we say that lovingly in the hopes that one day Matt gets the rest that he so richly deserves.
JD Hansel: He really does a lot of performing and directing, and I truly don't know how he manages to stay energetic when he's doing something like Below the Frame. And yeah, sometimes Big Bird and Kermit do seem a wee bit sleepy. Steve, you feel more strongly about that than I do. Just so we're all clear here, I'm totally fine with what Matt Vogel is doing, Steve thinks it's sleepy.
Steve: JD still wants to work for the Muppets someday, I've given up on that so I can say whatever I want.
JD: But when Steve goes in that direction, sometimes I like to play along because, the results are funny.

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

The Doctor: You have a horror movie called Alien?!? That's really offensive, no wonder they keep invading you.

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

"You know, the world is full of ordinary people who want to do good things for others, but we often don't hear about them - instead, it seems we're always hearing about the smaller number of people who cause terror and strife, or those who think the world revolves around them."
- @Muppet Newsgirl in 2007

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

In response to a question about which Crystal Gem she's most like:
"I'm Pearl at work, Amethyst at work, and Garnet in my dreams."

 

[D'Snowth]

"Punk-*** $|u+$! I hope you all get crabs! Especially you, Brittany, you mangy little harlot!" ~ Alvin

 

[LittleJerry92]

"All I wanna do, is see you turn into.... A giant woman (a giant woman!)..."