The New New Quote Thread

[MikaelaMuppet]

“If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothin’ at all.” – Bambi

 

[ConsummateVs]

Little correction: that was actually Thumper who said that. Still a good quote, though.

 

[Any Del]

"Steak and stew! I see you!"

 

[LittleJerry92]

Naruto: *stomped on by Kirisame* Gah! Okay.... Now I'm MAD!
Hisame: Huh.... Still playing the hero.
Kirisame: you know how you spell "hero?" *Pressing his foot harder on Naruto* F-O-O-L! Pathetic....
Suien: we won't find any heroes here! Do you hear that, Shibuki?! The hidden waterfall village hasn't had a hero in YEARS! Not since your father died!

 

[D'Snowth]

(Jeanette walks into voting booth)

ALVIN: I don't stand a chance, do I?
BRITTANY: Alvin, I'd like to think we'd take this very well. We're both mature.
JEANETTE: (Steps out) Congratulations--
BRITTANY: (Runs over and hugs Jeanette) Oh, thank you! Thank you!
JEANETTE: (Walks over to Alvin) -- Alvin. (Shakes Alvin's hand)
ALVIN: Me?
BRITTANY: What?! Are you joking!?
ALVIN: Brittany, what happened to being mature?
BRITTANY: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS ALVIN! (Falls to the floor and cries) GO AHEAD, WALK ALL OVER ME JEANETTE! MY LIFE IS OVER!!!

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Fozzie: Hey, why don't you join us?

Gonzo: Where are you going?

Fozzie: We're following our dream!

Gonzo: Really? I have a dream, too!

Fozzie: Oh?

Gonzo: But you'll think it's stupid.

Fozzie: No we won't, tell us, tell us!

Gonzo: Well, I want to go to Bombay, India and become a movie star.

Fozzie: You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star! You go where we're going: Hollywood.

Gonzo: Sure, if you want to do it the *easy* way.

Fozzie: [to Kermit] We've picked up a weirdo...

 

[Froggy Fool]

"Oh hush, you."

~ @LittleJerry92

 

[Any Del]

"Come mister tally man! Tally the banana!"

 

[LittleJerry92]

"Oh hush, you."

~ @LittleJerry92

I do say that alot, don't I?

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Pa Gorg: Son, it's time we had a talk.

Junior Gorg: Oh boy! Is this *that* talk?

Pa Gorg: Yes. It's time you've learned how to rule the universe.

Junior Gorg: Oh, this is *that* talk.