The New New Quote Thread

[MikaelaMuppet]

Guy in parking lot: Just gonna sit in there, ya coward?!
Me: *ignores*
Guy in parking lot: if you're going to Buffalo wild wings, I hope they make your food good! *Sarcastically*
Me: *laughs inside head*

I went there for lunch today, LOL!

 

[Froggy Fool]

The Doctor: This is... perfection! This is genius! This is classic frivolity!

Peri: It's okay I suppose - if you like that sort of thing.

The Doctor: Okay? OKAY? I'll show you okay! Come on, we haven't a moment to lose!

Peri: Where to now?

The Doctor: You're going to enjoy yourself if it kills you!

 

[D'Snowth]

A jester approaches Johnny Bravo and begins juggling.

JESTER: How do I do it? How do I do it?
JOHNNY: Uh, by being a loser with too much free time?

Jester walks away with his feelings hurt.

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Rohail again:

Does anybody have any classic Sesame Street full episodes

*insert nonsense gibberish here*

Someone should have them

And send them to me

somebody should have them I'll be still pantice

 

[LittleJerry92]

Can we stop complaining about Rohail, please? I'm sorry but it's getting pretty old.

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

I swear that I’ll stop.

 

[Froggy Fool]

I swear that I’ll stop.

OOH DON'T SWEAR IT'S BAD

 

[D'Snowth]

This one's for @LittleJerry92

HUBIE: Getting back to Marina is all that matters to me. I mean, Rocko, look - I dream about her night and day. I see her face when I close my eyes. . . .
NOSTALGIA CRITIC: . . . . I do things when that happens! (Beat) Things my penguin minister says makes Baby Jesus cry!

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

From The Nostalgia Critic's review of Richie Rich

NC: Hello, I’m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don’t have to. (A current image of Macaulay Culkin is shown briefly) Oh, Macaulay, why do you keep popping up here?

NC (voiceover): I’m sure you’re a nice guy. ****, you were probably a nice kid. But MAN, did you pick some dumb, dumb, DUMB movies!

 

[LittleJerry92]

"I have an addiction to nicotine", "I'm not getting high enough on this vaporizer", "Can we go to 7/11?", "I need to be accomponied while I smoke this cig", "I'm so paranoid"

-what I dealt with all of last week.