The New New Quote Thread

[MikaelaMuppet]

NC (vo): The Emoji Movie is one of the most famously despised films in recent years. With a premise that's beyond desperate and gimmicky, a trailer with far more dislikes than likes, and a Rotten Tomatoes score of (the Rotten Tomatoes page for the movie is displayed, showing off a score of...) eight percent, this movie's hate levels have reached legendary status.

 

[Any Del]

Jiren: Trust begets nothing.

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

From the Richie Rich movie (1994)

Pee-Wee: Hey, man, just checking out your crib here.

Richie Rich: My crib?

Herbert Cadbury: I believe that's street slang for home, sir, an idiom.

Omar: Who you callin' an idiom?

 

[D'Snowth]

SKEETER: So Doug, what do you think about the picture?
DOUG: ................
SKEETER: Doug, I miss you when you do this.
DOUG: ................
SKEETER: Why do you go where I can't follow?

 

[LittleJerry92]

"No sir, I didn't like it!"

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Miss Finster: My ice cream! Stop it! Stop it, I say! You little monsters are in trouble now! Just wait 'till Principal Prickly hears about this!

 

[LittleJerry92]

"Are you suffering from this mental or physical health problem? Introducing this brand new medicine that will totally save your life! But uh.... Side effects may include wishing to commit suicide, heart problems, stroke, high blood pressure, terminal cancer and chronic insomnia so uh.... Yeah. Don't bother buying this medicine."

-every medicine commercial ever

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

[Judy is planning to sneak out]

Judy: I'm going to bed.

Doug: But it's only 7:30.

Judy: SHUT UP! I mean, early to bed, early to rise.

Doug: [Doug ordering from the Honker Burger for the first time] Hi, I'd like three hamburgers, one no pickles, one no onions, one fish sandwich, four fries, and four grape sodas.

Honker Burger Cashier: [pause] I can't understand a word you say.

Doug: Huh?

[Doug tries again to no avail]

Skeeter: Hey, man, let me take care of it. The new kid wants three moo cows, one no cucs, one no sneakers, one wet one, four cubers, and four from the vine. Do you want anything else?

Doug: [dumbstruck] How do you order a salad from the salad bar?

Skeeter: [Skeeter turns to the cashier] One salad from the salad bar!

 

[LittleJerry92]

"Are you freaking KIDDING me?! What the **** kind of ending is THAT?!"

 

[Any Del]

"A-ho A-ho"