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The New New Quote Thread

MikaelaMuppet

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Christine Sullivan: Oh I got married in an Italian restaurant! What could possibly be more idiotic?

Dan Fielding: A chicken and waffle joint comes to mind.
 

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Who care if me eat carrot or collard greens? Me also like broccoli and lettuce and lima beans. Me still Cookie Monster. That not a sham.

Cookie Monster
 

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All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them

Walt Disney
 

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Chongo: It's very dissapointing the way you guys do business, bro. It's ****** up. I got shot with a pen today. With a ******* PEN, bro! Right in my neck! And I got hit in the face with a crowbar or something like that, by a little kazoo guy!
 

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NICK: Dad, when you were a kid in school, were you ever popular?
WAYNE: Are you kidding? I was president of the astronomy club two years in a row. We were happenin' guys.
 

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Elmo: Does everybody hate Elmo!!??
People should realize that Elmo isn't just a one-dimensional mascot. He's a complex character with lots of emotions. Elmo in Grouchland will show you that. Ryan Dillon used to be a member here, and I guarantee he said less than nice things about Elmo before he became him and as he said in his interview with ToughPigs, he realized it's not just Elmo's World all the time, he's a much rounder character. He has emotions and feelings and thoughts.
 
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