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Episode 131. Big Bird tries crossing the street in the middle of the road, but nearly gets run over because of it, so Gordon gives him a lecture about why he needs to cross at the corner where the traffic light is.
 

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SPLINTER: Leo, you're so awesome! (Hugs Leonardo) Bring it in, yes? Mmm! We don't hang out enough, man, we need to hang out more.
LEONARDO: Okay, Master Splinter . . . let go, please. . . .
SPLINTER: (Whispers) You smell like strawberries. . . .
 

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"If black officers killed white children at the same rate white officers killed black kids, we would have had police reform yesterday." ~ A blue checkmark profile on Twitter
 

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TALK SHOW HOST: Is there any questions you would like to ask the Teletubbies?
LITTLE GIRL: Yes, what is your mummy and daddy's name?

The Teletubbies spend the next several seconds engaged in horrific confused mumbles until we eventually can make out. . . .

TWINKY-WINKY: Um . . . Dada?
LAA-LAA: Uh, Mr. Laa-Laa . . . and Mrs. Laa-Laa!
 

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GROVER: It is bad when a person hurts another person because of the color of their skin, and no matter what the skin color of the attack is, it is Todd's fault!
TODD: Aw man. . . .
GROVER: Good one, Todd!

ELMO: Why are there homeless people?
OSCAR: That's a good question, Elmo.
ELMO: Is it a complicated list of factors ranging from poor government infrastructure along with individual responsibilities?
OSCAR: No, it's because of White Todd.
TODD: Boy oh boy, I'm sorry.
OSCAR: Good going, Todd.
 

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I will give credit where credit is due, it at least attacks the ugly part of society who have double standard issues with race and just blame everything on the “major” one.
 

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Chris: Ezekiel! What’s up, man?
Ezekiel: *pointing up* I think I see a bird!
Trent: *chuckles at the comment*
Chris: Okay, look, dude.... I know you don’t get out much, been home-schooled your whole life, raised by freaky prairie people - just don’t say much and try not to get kicked off too early. Okay?
Ezekiel: Yes, sir!
Gwen: That’s just..... wow!
 
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