The New New Quote Thread

[Froggy Fool]

"I can't stand pain, it hurts me!" ~ Daffy Duck

 

[cjd874]

"I can't stand pain, it hurts me!" ~ Daffy Duck

"Hey, how about a closeup?"
[camera moves farther back]
"A CLOSEUP, YOU JERK! A CLOSEUP!!!"
[camera zooms in right on Daffy's eyes]

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

He don't know me very well , do he? - Bugs Bunny

 

[LittleJerry92]

Ryder: All you managed to do was eat my **** food up!
Big Smoke: Man, it was getting COLD!

 

[cjd874]

@LittleJerry92 This one's for you:
"Hey! HEY! Put that booth down! Hey, where you going with this telephone booth? Come on, you can't do this! We're too heavy...we're a heavy group!"

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Ramona 'Romeena' Ankrum: It rained last week, ya know?

Ernest T. Bass: Yeah... yeah... I was right there in it.

 

[Froggy Fool]

"Dear Mr. Dionne:

What the **** are you talking about?

Yours truly,
JIM HENSON"​

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

I'm sure everyone will know where this is from!

Narrator: Thomas is a tank engine who lives at the big station on the Island of Sodor. He's a cheeky little engine with six small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy boiler, and a short stumpy dome.
Thomas: [taken through Gordon's fast ride] Beep! Beep! Stop! Stop!
Gordon: Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
Coaches: You can't get away! You can't get away!

 

[cjd874]

"I always obeyed my mother, and I never carried the plague...not even once!"

Rizzo the Rat (Muppets from Space)

 

[cjd874]

Mr. Johnson: Do you think you can bring me a meal WITHOUT dropping it on the floor?
Grover: Where there is life, there is hope...

(Taken from this Tough Pigs article: http://www.toughpigs.com/that-gloriously-predictable-punchline-the-muppets-and-jokes-that-are-always-funny)

Also, am I the only one who doesn't get Pops's taxicab joke from TGMC? I also don't get Lew Zealand's "A celebrity is not a people" bit...could anyone explain them to me?