The New New Quote Thread

[MikaelaMuppet]

Floyd: You're the biggest chicken I've ever seen.
Big Bird: I'm not actually a chicken. I'm a bird on the run.
Ruthie: Floyd, he's the bird on TV who ran away.
Big Bird: I didn't run away. I'm going back to my real home on Sesame Street. I've been walking for so long.
Ruthie: Are you tired?
Big Bird: Well, maybe a little. I sure wish I had a place to sleep.
Ruthie: Have you ever slept in a barn?

 

[ConsummateVs]

"It has lots of graphics."

 

[antsamthompson9]

I'm just really envious that Oscarfan got to be the subject of a Frank Oz sarcastic joke.
Bill Barretta: We got a question from Shane Keating. Should we take the question?
Frank Oz: I told Shane never to call me here.
Bill: Well, he found you.

 

[LittleJerry92]

 

[LittleJerry92]

"You'll save me from drowning.... Drowning..... In a river.... Drowning.... In a river.... Of tears!"

-one of my favorite Eric Clapton songs.

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Pinky: Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?

The Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

 

[cjd874]

Kermit: Hey Chef, you're on next!
Swedish Chef: Yee-burdee-borken-borken...
Kermit: I know, I know...
Swedish Chef: Noo-fleebur-fleebur-durken-dee-borgy-borgy...
Kermit: Yeah, I know! I KNOW! (Chef exits, and Kermit shrugs) I don't know.

The Muppet Show Episode 214: Elton John

 

[D'Snowth]

I'm just really envious that Oscarfan got to be the subject of a Frank Oz sarcastic joke.
Bill Barretta: We got a question from Shane Keating. Should we take the question?
Frank Oz: I told Shane never to call me here.
Bill: Well, he found you.

When was this?

 

[antsamthompson9]

When was this?

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Sonic the Hedgehog:

Well, this is new. Showing remorse, Eggman? If you played nice, I wouldn't have to break all your toys.