The New New Quote Thread

[LittleJerry92]

A funny quote I just remembered.

My friend Mike and I playing Crash Team Racing on his ps1 (it still works), both high af. He selects Coco.

Me: Hey, you stole my waifu, you ***hole.

Mike: *laughs his head off*

*At the starting mark*

Mike: *imitating Coco's voice* Screw you, Alex! I'm with Mike now! *Takes off*

Me: *playing as Polar, chases after in the game* No, come back, waifu!

Ohhhhh man I was gone that day.

 

[LittleJerry92]

"Gool." - @Old Thunder

 

[Froggy Fool]

Spoiler: a little raunchy

"Have you guys every tried fingering yourself?" - @LittleJerry92

 

[LittleJerry92]

"I LOVE GAY PORN! I'M WATCHING GAY PORN RIGHT NOW! I HATE MY JOB BECAUSE I LOVE GAY PORN!"

-I forget who actually said this.

 

[Froggy Fool]

"I LOVE GAY PORN! I'M WATCHING GAY PORN RIGHT NOW! I HATE MY JOB BECAUSE I LOVE GAY PORN!"

-I forget who actually said this.

 

[Any Del]

Eustace: No solicitors!

 

[antsamthompson9]

I wonder if Ryan will ever accept my explanation and apology for my stupidity on Facebook years ago. I guess not. I should just move on.

Are we talking Ryan Dillon or Ryan Dosier? You don't have to explain the situation, I'm just curious.

 

[D'Snowth]

Dosier. He used to be a very active and prominent member of MC waaay back when.

 

[antsamthompson9]

Dosier. He used to be a very active and prominent member of MC waaay back when.

I know. I got a couple of replys from him when he was still a member.

 

[D'Snowth]

"Dorky's fakin' puberty!" ~ Kevin reacting to Eddy's shag carpet armpit hair